HECK YES

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

This post. This legendary post.

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

I’m in love.

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

“Are you serious? Right in front of my depression?!”

I love all of this so much.

I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor, exhausted peasants in the stable for the inn, and his first bed was a feeding trough for animals. That would nowadays be like a poor couple where the mother gives birth in a parking garage behind the motel because they couldn’t find a better place and nobody else would take them in. It’s a pretty gritty setting, and the idea is that God was reborn in some of the rock-bottom lowest circumstances. The only thing majestic was all the angels and shit, and of course motherly love

I get that a lot of the art portraying Madonna and Child as fabulously wealthy europeans in splendid robes and golden light was meant to glorify God + whichever nobility was sponsoring the artist, and while of course it’s genuinely beautiful art, it just always struck me as horribly missing the point, which is that the supposed son of God started in incredibly humble circumstances, among the kind of people that everyone else looks down on

Broadway bootlegs!

So I’ve realised that a lot of people can’t find bootlegs for things so I’ve put together a list of my favourite shows that I’ve found bootlegs for! Btw I dont own any of these nor did I record any of them. If one gets taken down for whatever reason please tell me.

YouTube

Tuck Everlasting ( act one ) ( act two )

Something Rotten ( act one ) ( act two )

Heathers off broadway

Les mis ( part one ) ( part two )

Hamiton ( act one ) ( act two )

Newsies on tour

Newsies Original broadway cast

The great comet

In the heights

Wicked

Book of Mormon

Google drive

Be more chill

Band stand

Dear Evan Hansen

Mega

Newsies but with Ben cook as Crutchie (audio)

That’s all I’ve got for now but I’ll be adding more as I find and watch them!

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Victorian High Top Roller Skates

C. S. Lewis actually addressed this in The Silver Chair. The answer is both. 

“A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and pavenders and kidneys and bacon and omlette and cold ham and toast and marmalade and coffee and beer. And after that he tends to the horse part of himself by grazing for an hour or so and finishing up with a hot mash, some oats, and a bag of sugar. That's why it's such a serious thing to ask a Centaur to stay for the weeekend. A very serious thing indeed.” ― C.S. Lewis, The Silver Chair

You’re welcome.

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?