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the fact that he even has to say this ??? it’s not okay

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reasons to never add me on discord: this

So I was walking to the car, carrying my dad’s banjo, and I was thinking about how the word banjo sounds like the noise a banjo makes. 

Then my brain just went and thought,

“A banjo by any other name would sound just as twangy.”

I thought I’d share that with you

Get Wet

Shallow:

1. Favorite color

2. Height

3. Eye color

4. Hair color

5. Age

6. Piercings?

7. Tattoos?

8. Favorite animal/pet

9. Favorite scent

10. What time is it?

Wading:

11. Favorite time of day

12.First pet

13. Siblings

14. First car

15. On a day like today you would…?

16. The last book you read

17. The last text message you sent/received

18. Are you usually hot or cold

19. Pick one thing to your left, what does it mean to you

20. Day or night and why

Knee Deep:

21. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

22. When was the last time someone told you they loved you

23. Who is your best friend and how did you meet

24. Would you rather…

25. Do you get sick often

26. Do you live alone or with other people

27. When was the last time you saw your family

28. What do you want to achieve in the next year

29. Do you believe in true love

30. Have you ever been hurt by someone you thought cared about you

To the Waist:

31. When was the last time you got hurt

32. Have you ever hurt yourself

33. What was the last fight you had about

34. Has anyone told you they hated you

35. Have you seen anyone die

36. What would you tell your younger self

37. Would you skip the bad parts of your life to be successful

38. What do you want to do with the rest of your life

39. Have you left behind/ were you left behind in a friendship

40. What is more important ___ or ___

Neck Deep:

41. Who would you want to meet again in your life

42. Why did you choose your career path

43. What is something you regret from your past

44. How much time is left at the end of your day

45. What was your last dream about

46. Have you ever hated someone and why

47. Talk about your favorite family member

48. What is one thing you want to confess

49. Have you ever tried to take away your problems instead of deal with them

50. Who would you save- yourself or a stranger?

Head Under Water:

51. Have you been in love

52. Talk about someone in your life who has died

53. Describe your first ____

54. When was the last time you thought you were beautiful

55. Have you ever had to recover after something

56. What do you hate about ____

57. Top ten life values

58. How do you fall asleep

59. When was the last time you smiled and the last time you cried

60. Would you give up everything for ____

Drowning:

61. Ask your own question

Ryan: and the case is still unsolved

Me: oh my god the case was unsolved

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

This is the best spook advice ever.

The Daily Times, Davenport, Iowa, October 22, 1907

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell