As Someone In A Long Distance Relationship, This Packs A Punch.

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Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

I’ve been reading too much Shakespeare for school, send help.

So I was walking to the car, carrying my dad’s banjo, and I was thinking about how the word banjo sounds like the noise a banjo makes. 

Then my brain just went and thought,

“A banjo by any other name would sound just as twangy.”

I thought I’d share that with you

Cons of being a northerner: it’s cold

Pros of being a northerner: you never need to know a single other topic of conversation. Everything and anything can be about the cold. You don’t even need a personality. Saying hi to a friend? “Wow is sure is cold today!” Confessing to a loved one? “Hey I heard the windchill is gonna be -35 tonight. Haha wild!” Been stabbed in the leg and need to make small talk with the paramedic? “Hey I didn’t even know I was stabbed, since you know the cold was stabbing me already. Hahaha you feel me. Or not! We’re numb. I’m gonna Snapchat this with the temperature filter.”

everyone who reblogs this will get a random picture of one (or more) members of the falsettos 2016 cast in their messages

Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

2: Talk about your first kiss.

3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.

4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.

6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.

11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.

12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.

13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

14: Talk about a vacation.

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.

16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.

17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.

18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.

19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.

20: Talk about something that happened in high school.

21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.

22: Talk about your worst fear.

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.

24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

25: Talk about an ex-best friend.

26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.

27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.

28: Talk about your fetishes.

29: Talk about what turns you on.

30: Talk about what turns you off.

31: Talk about what you think death is like.

32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.

34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.

35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.

37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.

40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Weeping

Luke in the Millennium Falcon A New Hope (1977) // The Last Jedi (2017)

ah yes…the killing curse…fre shavaca do