Latest Posts by mxphxsto - Page 2
Aaah happy birthday Percy!
*Lance and Keith are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Lance: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Keith, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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*watches one episode of Voltron, and is now completely obsessed lmao*
this is exactly why Percy is an ICON
the reason why i love percy’s pov so much is because he just says many things and stops and thinks about exactly none of it. this man spills his heart out one second and goes “um, anyways—” the next
tbh once i start talking about my problems i will not shut up
Nico: I hate it when people say "Tell me about yourself"
Nico: Like what do you want to know
Nico: My favorite color or my trauma?
Nico: Be specific
Yes
Nico probably calls people he doesn't know "Sir" or "Ma'am" or "Madam" because idk he just does, I'm 100% sure he does that
<3
💖 heart game! 💖
❤️ Scary mutual, intimidating.
🧡 Baby mutual, needs protecting.
💛 Favorite mutual, interact a lot.
💚 Cool mutual, don’t know very well.
💙 Popular mutual, has a lot of friends.
💜 Funny mutual, posts are great
so i saw this going around on twitter and uhmm 👀👀
reblog to have ur mutuals send u a heart!
This is STUNNING! Your art never fails to amaze me
<33
HEY!!!
I haven’t posted anything in freaking AGES and I’m sorry, SOO sorry I can’t even put it into words. But it’s still damn wedding season, I even have to work overtime (around 10 hours a day), and on Saturdays sometimes (that means 6 workdays a week and it’s hella tiring). But finally, I finished my part of the art trade with our dear precious @chasing-the-western-sun!!! So, this is a young adult Jack, with a popular Chevrolet Malibu from the 60s, and I tried to dress him in clothes to fit that era… kinda ^^” Hope you like it gurl, sorry I kept you waiting for so long, I hope it was worth it at least a little bit (I’m not good at drawing cars hehe) I also have a dress commission that I have to complete next week, and then I must start working on my Cruella 2021 cosplay because I want to participate in a craftmanship contest, but I really want to continue with planning the comic (which I didn’t drop at all, it’s just taking more time than usual… work can be a pain in the butt sometimes).
100% accurate tho
Maurice for the headcannon thing :)
What he smells like: Cologne and Lavender
How they sleep: Maurice either gets 15 hours or 2 hours, he has no in between
What music he enjoys: Probably more upbeat music, or Lofi music because it relaxes him!
How much time he spends getting ready in the morning: Enough time to brush his teeth and run his fingers through his hair
Favourite thing to collect: Birthday or Christmas cards. He has all of them, starting from when he was 6
Left or right handed: It depends on the day. Most of the time, he’s right handed but he’s just as good with his left hand
Religion: None, Catholicism tore him apart so he left the church
Favourite Sport: Soccer. Idk if you can count Shuffleboard as a sport but he’s good at that too
Favourite touristy thing to do: Walk around with no intention of going anywhere and just sight see
Favourite kind of weather: Clear days with clouds so that he can cloud watch
A weird fear he has: Maurice is 1000% terrified of lightning thank you very much. Not thunder, he doesn’t mind thunder. Lightning. Oh and giraffes
The arcade game he always wins without fail: Those fucking SCAMS of games that are like “wiN tHe jacKpoT” and then Maurice DOES
Sam: I keep cursing in ice cream flavours and my brother has told me to stop
Sam: Update: I still haven’t stopped
Maurice: How do you curse in ice cream flavours?
Sam: What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk? I’ll kick your rocky road then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you
I'm speechless omg
Finally did some art for my Octobermine story!! (I like the lighting difference in each photo…)
Omg i love it thank you! <33
Actually, scratch the previous one, i ment Ralph in 'its cold here's and C4 😅
Wow he actually went into the snow and didn’t complain :)!
Omg they look so good!!? *Chef's kiss*
These tall mfs
Ok, but like, I wanna live there 😭
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
me, the teen blogger
a house with 8 nuns
a drug dealer who drives a hummer
a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I LIVE for this au aah omgg, your art is everything 😭🤍
Aaand BAM here are the pirate boys!!! I already have a few ideas for this AU: Jack’s ship name is Beast from the Sea. He comes from an extremely wealthy merchant family, was taught sea navigation techniques, business, and swordsmanship, he basically had everything to be a successful captain once. Roger (nicknamed Jolly Roger) has a quite large skull and crossbones tattoo on his back. He, on the other hand, was an orphan living from day to day on the streets of the port town where Jack’s family had their ships anchored. He met Jack accidentally, became close friends, Jack has even tahught him everything he knew about sailing and proper sword fighting. One day, Jack has decided that he was fed up with his duties, and just wanted to have fun, so he and Roger basically stole one of Jack’s family company’s ships, and sailed out to the sea. From onwards, Jack was the Captain, and Roger was the Quartermaster. The ship’s crew became Jack’s pirate crew, which grew day by day, as they occupied more and more ships. Simon is the cook who was captured from a merchant ship and was left alive because he has promised to make the crew delicious meals every day, and Ralph was a captain of a Royal Navy ship which was compeletely destroyed by Jack and his mates.
Oh noo 😭💀
that moment when you try to find the beast among us and you accidentally vote out two crewmates
Thiss
A teaser for you:
/I wanted to post only the finished version but I couldn't help myself and decided to share the sketch with you too!!/
Captain Jack Sparridew, Quartermaster Jolly Roger and prisoner Ralph. Gonna color this soon!!
Oooh i love this, it really brings the roller rink au to life 👏😌
Here’s the info cards no one asked for!!! I might do some really simple character sheets/breakdowns for each of these.
Also, oh fuck, Samneric, they’re in this au too, they’re just not in either clique 😓 their designs are coming!! And so are random other side characters!!
THIS IS AMAZING OMG 😭
I promised @chasing-the-western-sun that I’m gonna draw a skating Jack for her Roller Rink AU (which AU I found an awesome idea!!) so this is the result, hope u like it :D I loved every single minute of the making!
accurate (but really tho, r u ok?)
lotf bois but as things ive done or has happened to me.
ralph - i almost cried to shark boy and lava girl
jack - my sister and i started fighting with sticks that are on fire
piggy - my 3rd grade friends got taken from me
simon - eating a tree bark and getting a splinter on my tongue
roger - not having any school friends b/c of my resting bitch face
maurice - chopping off my hair in class 3 times.
sam - listening to sad music to make me more sad than i already am.
eric - walking into the boys bathroom and seeing green piss
robert - crashes someone elses party by eating their pizza
Lmao what 😭💀
shoutout to @jack-vibes for noticing this buT AYO????
THISSS
Family ties part four💙
Ralph and Mulberry- Ralph is Mulberry Boy’s elder brother. Ralph dotes on his brother like there’s no tomorrow and adores him to no end. They spend a lot of time together. Ralph’s mother works a full time job, so Ralph spends a lot of time on housekeeping and cooking to relieve his parents of the stress. His father is in the navy, serving his country, he comes home when he can and sends candies to his sons and Jack. Ralph takes pride in the beauty of his family and their looks. He’s not a very good cook... well, he’s a bad cook, so he just makes instant meals most nights so his family doesn’t get sick or poisoned. Mulberry is a terrible cook as well, so he’s not much help, with the addition of having pyrophobia and being deathly afraid of the stove and oven. The two brothers invite Percival over a lot to cook real meals for them. Ralph tutors his little brother occasionally. His family is financially unstable, and most of the things Ralph buys are usually for his brother. If he had more time on his hands, Ralph would probably work two or more part time jobs. His friends and family say he would make a pretty good stay at home father when he grows up if he works on his cooking. They are distantly related to Henry and Harold. They live in an apartment.
Ralph stole the school’s shoes...
Here’s me trying to make his dad likeable. Hope it works lmao
Kill me already, I’ve drawn thirteen full bodies in the span of three days. Also, thank you to Mack for letting me use Cynthia’s name💖💖
This is super cool, i love your art style :)
Okay!! A completed 80s au look kinda thing.
The setup of characters was inspired by @chasing-the-western-sun and their roller rink au!!!!
Maybe one day I’ll dive really deep into this au but for now it’s just me fucking around with hideous fashion from the 80s. Right now theyre just teenagers vibing. The twins, robert, and bill are up next!!
In order from first picture to second:
Maurice -> Jack -> Roger Peter (Piggy) -> Ralph -> Simon
I wanna try this on my sister now 😭
Man, this is really angsty, hope the sibling betrayal isn’t too much😥😥
Try running your knuckle down your friend’s back, you’ll get a yell guaranteed promise. Unless your friend somehow likes it but idk why they would
why is this me tho ✋💀
My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things
Aaah i love it, thank you <3
Could you do Ralph in 2A with the blue headphones to match plz :)
Since I just did Jack wearing this outfit, I officially headcanon that Ralph is borrowing it and that’s why it’s bigger on him 😌
I already know that this comic is going to be epic 🤧
Soo I've started working on Jack's character design!! Here's a little sneak peek~
