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Yup, pretty much
What is the modern day equivalent of Lord of the Flies you might ask? Why a Hardcore Minecraft server of course
Plz tell meee 🥺
ANONYMOUS PDA MEME
💖: i have a romantic crush on you!
💜: i want to make sure you’re happy
💙: i have a friend crush on you!
💚: im a little jealous of you
💛: i just think you’re cute!
💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage
👀: im too shy to talk to you
💗: i want to give you a hug!
💋: i want to kiss you!
💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you
🔊: im really glad i started following you!
💬: we should talk more!
💭: i think about you a lot
👏: everything you say is great wtf…
🎧: you have excellent music taste!
👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!
🚨: you intimidate me
Hdhbhfhfhf I love thiss 😂😂
jack merridew: a brief summary
I would wish for an official 13th chapter or at the very least an epilogue, cuz I need to know WHAT HAPPENED after the kids were rescued..
 A genie: Ok you get one wish. What will it be? A cure for the worlds most deadly disease? World peace?
Me: *Sweating and laughing* Well those are good but...no...what I actually wish for is an updated version of the lord of the flies movie but with writers who actually like and understand the characters and there individual personality’s and motivations and better casting and child actors.
I-..
Jack talking about piggy and Ralph: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly
This is the best thing EVER
I did it. I made the Piggy comic in less than an hour. It’s a quaint story about Piggy traveling to the nearest convenience store during the tender hours of the night in search of a snack, only to find a wild Ralph searching for cheap food because he’s broke af (feat. Percival because I’m biased)
I was bored so I decided to colorize this photo. You're welcome.
Awwwww, that's so cute tho 🥺
Kidnapper: We have your son!
Ralph: I don't have a son?
Kidnapper: He made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick him up?
Ralph: Oh, you have Simon!
Kidnapper: I'm gonna become a painter!
I swear to God Jack, NO ONE CARES IF YOU CAN SING
meme for the soul feat. maurices funky purple socks
Lmaooo the ACCURACY, I cant..
Everyone: *Is scared the shit out of Roger*
Simon:
Now this, this is ART
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. They're just ✨kids✨
Trying to figure out why people ship the Lord of the Flies kids when they’re a bunch of 6-12 year olds.
You’re stepping into some pedophile territory.
I can't even with this video😂😂 Just watch it, trust me.
This morning I watched the Time Flies 1996 reunion and I may or may not have cried.
Have this behind the scenes photo..
LOTF Characters and Email Sign-Offs:
Jack - ‘Regards,’
Maurice - ‘Ciao,’
Sam - ‘Thanks,’
Simon - ‘Best wishes,’
Roger - no sign-off
Ralph - ‘Kisses,’
Eric - ‘Peace ✌️,’
Piggy - ‘Sincerely,’
(Yes, these include emails to companies like Amazon.)
Not PIGGY 😭😭
LOTF Characters as Circus Acts🎪
• Jack - Ringleader
• Roger: Knife Thrower
•Ralph: Tightrope Walker
• Simon: Animal Tamer
• Sam ‘n’ Eric: Trapeze Artists
• Maurice: Clown/Magician
• Piggy: Roger’s target practice Can’t perform on account of his ass-mar but sells tickets/snacks
Someone tell me WHY I read this in Gru's voice.
😭💀 lmao
simon’s plan.png
Literally me tho
This is so ACCURATE OMG
Your bois decided to have a little photo shoot just for fun
Ayyyyo
calling everyone who is apart of the lotf fandom!
if you reblog or happen to enjoy lord of the flies immensely, like or reblog this and ill follow you on my fandom account! :)
I’m doing a poll
Reblog and tag your favorite/least disliked lord of the flies character
It’s for science (I’m curious and have found interesting things)
Why is this so ACCURATE
ralph and piggy
jack and ralph
jack and roger
ralph and simon
samneric
maurice and roger
the lord of the flies
I'm honestly just Ralph but without the schoolwork
What the boys do during quarantine
Ralph: Focuses in schoolwork as hard as possible, stays inside, sits on Instagram and TikTok for 11 hours a day
Piggy: educates himself on every aspect of the virus, diligently does schoolwork, texts Ralph rants about his neighbors breaking quarantine
Jack: doesn’t stay inside, meets up with friends, doesn’t wear a mask and makes fun of everyone who does
Simon: avoids the news because it makes him sad, plays Animal Crossing 24/7, goes for walks at night
Samneric: fight over the TV remote, frequently interrupts their Moms Zoom work meetings, settle on a puzzle and then never finish it
Roger: murders his parents probably??
Hfghgghh lmaooo
Piggy: What’s your favorite color?
Jack: Stop asking stupid questions, ask me something logical and mature.
Piggy: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Jack: My favorite color is black.
This is now canon in my head k
What headcanons do you guys have for LOTF characters and the subjects they’d study at university? I’m curious.
Mine are:
Jack - law (Jack is just peak law-student vibes. Typical overachieving head boy, head chorister, likes to pick arguments with everyone, theatrical enough to appreciate the showmanship of being a lawyer.)
Maurice - chemistry (okay, hear me out, I just feel like Maurice could be that guy who seems like just a memer on the surface but is actually really smart. Plus bad chemistry puns.)
Ralph - Either French or English Lit (Ralph’s a fairly emotional person, so either studying a Romance language like French, which is a fairly passionate, emotional language, or English Lit, with all the romanticism it involves, would probably suit him.)
Roger - geology (The boy likes rocks, okay?)
Simon - Philosophy (I was really torn between this and Religious Studies, but between his whole ‘the beast is inside of us’ revelation, and the fact that I really want him to be a mini Chidi Anagonye, it checks out.)
Sam - Chemistry (It would just highly amuse me if one twin were really nerdy and academically inclined, and the other...Less so. Plus, all the chemistry puns with Maurice.)
Eric - Film Studies (Eric is 100% that annoying sibling who talks during films, so if he did film studies, he could interject with stuff he’d learned in class. Plus, Ralric book vs movie debates.)
Piggy - Sociology (Very interested in the workings of society, probably enjoys bringing up and debating various points. Loudly remarks that the likes of Jack and Roger are what’s causing societal breakdown.)
Omg yesssss hfhhddfg..
when you finish Lord of the Flies
Me too Ralph, me too.😥💀
Simon: Can you recommend me any books that made you cry?
Ralph: General mathematics 6th edition
Y'all say it with me 👏👏Piggy deserved better👏👏
