Doot Doot Doot Doot Doot Doot Doot- Doot Doot Doot- Dooooo

When you see someone in a practice room who sounds better than you do

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

pop

six

squish

uh uh!

cicero

lipschitz

Cat: *puts paw on leg*

Me: hoe dont do it

Cat: *inserts claws*

Me: oh m y g od

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

My friend Carlos is the dumbest person I've ever met

this is so GOOD and PUre

360 no scope