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A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Why I don’t think it’s funny when men make jokes about that their lives are over once they’re married:

-No man is forced to get married. But thousands of girls and women are forced to marry someone they don’t love or even know every year.

-There are thousands of couples all over the world who would give everything to be allowed to marry the person they love. 

-It’s disrespectful to your wife. 

Trying to decide if this is worth it or not

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

skull kid: this mask looks cool.

happy mask salesman: hoe don't do it.

skull kid: *puts on mask*

happy mask salesman: oh my god.