The Weirdest Thing About 2016 Is That There’s A Chance We Could Actually Have Our First Female President…and

it’s really annoying when people pretend Mars is a valid option for colonization  as some safety net for fucking up Earth “once earth’s resources become depleted”… Like how badly could we possibly fuck up to where Mars (the giant desert planet with no air) becomes a preferred option.. just Recycle

Cat: *puts paw on leg*

Me: hoe dont do it

Cat: *inserts claws*

Me: oh m y g od

Chicken agility course. 🐓 The ending is the best! [via Facebook]

skull kid: this mask looks cool.

happy mask salesman: hoe don't do it.

skull kid: *puts on mask*

happy mask salesman: oh my god.

Needed this for today and everyday

I didn’t know ‘kangaroo selfies’ were a thing. But they are and this is one.