Ah, My Old Enemy-

Good thing alright

logged onto a friend’s account the other day cuz he suddenly had to leave a match and damn normal resolution valorant looks so strange and foreign to me now

Theory: Young Sova Was Chaotic AF

I have this theory that Sova was spoiled by his grandma growing up (bc what grandma doesn’t spoil their grandkids) and had a major rebellious teenage phase

Was a real headache to raise during this phase but got away with it bc his babushka was respected in the military (Imma connect this to that hc i saw somewhere before where his babushka was military and taught him archery)

He and his friends prolly pulled absolute stupid pranks on each other, sometimes using scraps of bullets, shells, and other shit they’d pick up from the nearby military base in Severomorsk

But he got humbled around his early 20s when he’s already in the navy and is now such a soft loving wholesome boy especially towards his babushka

That’s not to say he and his cadet friends were always on their best behavior either

But instead of being the fire starter, he’s the camera guy in every shenanigan (having a camera out in the field so often may have started his knack for intel gathering, drone piloting, and nature photography)

Reference for military shenanigans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eovfIlgiAw

(I just play the vid like I’m fiddling with Sova’s old files and every time the camera guy cackles, I imagine it’s Sova)

Would kinda explain why this guy’s so calm in the VP, man’s prolly almost done it all

Also puts some extra meaning behind Chamber’s line: “Sova, now here is a man of principle! But you have broken rules before, yes? Ah, of course you have.”

random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness

killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent

breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)

fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game

yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)

raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol

viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it

reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers

viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now

jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)

chamber knows how to make amazing pastries

astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored

phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them

raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords

neon still doesn't like fade's prowler

brimstone is a bbq master

sova has joint pain like every archer in existence

sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE

she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao

sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ

kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy

one more neonpost for tonight then im done I SWEAR i PROMMY

look at how shes eyeing the squishsquish rack

particularly relevant after the recent lore drop where neon leaves a voicemail to brim worried that killjoy's gonna hurt herself eventually. love how *this* is brimstone's best solution

Brimstone: Reyna, keep an eye on Killjoy. She’s going to try something stupid and get herself shot.

Reyna: Sure, I’d love to see Killjoy get shot.

Brimstone: Try again.

Reyna, sighing: I will stop Killjoy from getting shot.

Guess who dialogue credit goes to;

a. @hvstias

b. Your mom

c. Lord Farquaad

d. The Spanish Inquisition

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