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if anyone wants shots of dio’s tiddy i am here to provide just please give us dio’s cup size

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did some outfit swaps instead of homework

Docomo’s new JOJO phone’s got an mp3 player with Jojo themed buttons and graphics, but the best part is when you stop a track, Star Platinum The Word appears

Resume track?  Za Warudo.

and when you skip back,

I forgot who send the two captions of the OVA on Twitter but I did this

(Top 10 Pictures Before Disasters.)

look what you wasted

doodle

do you want to see a movie where you have no idea what is going on for the first forty-five minutes? jupiter ascending is the film for you! other highlights include:

a ten minute long spaceship fight with no context or purpose, which destroys a city. “no one will remember” channing tatum growls as they leave the city, as if youtube does not exist

“here’s a latke for you, bitch”

someone using a menstrual pad as a bandage by slapping the sticky part onto the wound, leaving the actual blood-absorbing part just kind of…waving around

actors chewing the scenery so hard i’m surprised beautifully over-constructed bits of space metal aren’t just falling out of their mouths

a man trying to shoot thousands of bees in the middle of a cornfield

a gun that makes dog noises. it barks. the gun barks. 

oedipus complexes so beautifully twisted and terrible that you will spend half the movie mouthing “oh my god” to yourself

related to that, the climactic line of the movie is “i’m not your damn mother,” so take that as you will

a breathtakingly gorgeous and complex universe used as a background for a romance between woman and a man. granted, the man is a wolf angel. but still.

I CREATE LIVES……………….

[whispers] and destroy them

A partial list of bad things Dio did

Pre-Vampire

Poisoned his father

Kicked a dog

Put a dog in a trash incinerator

Used excessive force while playing rugby

Cheated at boxing

Stole Jonathan’s girlfriend’s first kiss

Had better table manners than Jonathan in an attempt to inherit the Joestar fortune

Tried to poison his adopted father

Turned a vagrant into a murderous undead entity, then allowed him to crumble into dust

Post-Vampire

Ripped off a policeman’s face

Murdered his adopted father

Burned down his adopted father’s house

Turned the drug dealer he bought the poison from into a vampire

Turned Jack the Ripper into a vampire

Attached a man’s head to a dog

Ate so many people he lost count

Turned a bunch of medieval knight corpses into zombies

Smashed a monk

Gave another monk acute gerontophobia

Ruined Jonathan’s honeymoon by bringing a zombie army on board a cruise ship

Murdered Jonathan with eye lasers, severed his head, and sewed his own head on the body to make it his own

Had two coffins on the cruise ship for some reason

Vampire in the 80’s

Made Avdol have gay thoughts

Posed sensually whenever Joseph used Hermit Purple to take a psychograph of him

Hired dozens of assassins to murder his great great grandnephew and his friends

Used his hair to possess two hot-blooded teenagers

He is still eating people during this time

Exploded an old lady

Forced a senator to commit vehicular homicide

Cut his own henchman into hundreds of cubes

Dropped a steamroller on his great great grandnephew

Punched a Japanese high-schooler through the stomach

Sucked his grandnephew’s blood and left him for dead

Things we find out Dio did well after he exploded from being punched really hard in the knee

Used Jonathan’s body to sire children the world over and then never called the moms

Stabbed people with an arrow to see if they’d develop stands

Transformed a father of two into an immortal, inhuman abomination

Seduced a Catholic priest

Laid in bed naked with a Catholic priest while discussing existential nihilist philosophy

Gave Catholic priest a knucklebone from his original body so that it could someday turn into an alien baby with strange powers I don’t quite get this one

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a cute little fantasy AU Kacchako comic <3 Ochako is awesome, Bakugou is impressed, and Dragons make the best wingmen (pun not intended)

過去に描いた漫画をピクシブに載せました↓

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67625172

8&80, com alto patrocínio de

A stand specifically for criticizing Rohan's Manga

「CRAZY DIAMOND REQUIEM」

Gonna post this silly little tutorial thing here too, just in case it helps anyone else out or if anyone was curious about how I personally like to colour stuff!

Enjoy reading my chicken scratch :^)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

I heard the truth was built to bend; A mechanism to suspend the guilt Is what you are requiring still. You’ve got to dance, little liar. Acrtic monkeys - Dance Little Liar - Estrella de la mañana Samael te persigo a ti Y si me quema sin alas Ademas me muero por ti The Mars Volta - Asilos Magdalena

Saturday’s a leg day!

This week’s art guide is about knees and construction underneath the skin so you will be able to draw realistic looking characters. 

Hope you’ll like this !

I will try to keep these art guides sweet and short to make it possible to upload every week :) 

Bloody Rose book cover

Illustration and sketches for Bloody Rose cover, by Nicholas Eames. Sequal too Kings of the Wyld, by Orbit Publishing Really really fun story, Kings of the Wyld was one of the best books I’ve read in years, so really looking forward to this one.

richard anderson. flaptraps art

Just gotta mind your manners

how to draw a rat step 1: draw any shape step 2: congrats

A pillar prequel!

their back story is so loaded but we got NOTHING… so here’s a lil fluff.

pillar week is coming up (in march? april??) and i wont be able to participate due to university work, so here’s my contribution!!!!!!

Maciej Sidorowicz  -  https://sidre1.tumblr.com  -  https://dribbble.com/Sidre1  -  http://www.maciejsidorowicz.com  -  https://www.youtube.com/user/sidre4ma  -  https://www.facebook.com/sidre1  -  https://www.artstation.com/sidre1  -  https://www.instagram.com/sidre1  -  https://www.linkedin.com/in/maciej-sidorowicz-6173b488

Clothing Swap HAHA

2月20日に描きました　へへへ…

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It is a picture that I drew a while ago😃

少し前の絵です😃

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