Thinking About Ford "human Blood Tastes Better" Pines

More Fiddleford doodles….. I’m having way too much fun with this generator

Love them tbh

PINES! PINES! PINES!

[Image Description: Fanart of the Pines family from "Gravity Falls" in Mabel's scrapbook, decorated with stickers and glitter pens. Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. Full spread as one image is also below the cut. End ID]

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Image one: In Mabel's scrapbook, a photo of college aged Dipper and Mabel in their room is captioned, "Back in the Shack!" Dipper wears Wendy's hat, square glasses, a red plaid jacket over a gray Piedmont t-shirt, brown cargo shorts, and hiking sneakers. Mabel wears a round glasses, a handmade crochet square top, embroidered wide leg jeans, and thick-sole loafers.

Image two: Two photos in the Mystery Shack captioned, "Family Tattoos!" The twins show off their respective pine tree and shooting star tattoos, then Ford and Stan join in with their respective six-fingered hand and fez symbol tattoos.

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Me except I use the women's bathroom most of the time or I'll get stabbed probably and I don't have the patience for that

Trans guys be like I could pee in that urinal if I wanted to

Ok bro ig

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

It's so crazy how everything in our universe somehow lined up perfectly to support life, and now people can draw ford pines x sans Undertale fanart .... Everyone's so creative

Ford and Dipper Headcanons

Ford is the only person to sometimes call Dipper 'Mason' (except for Dipper's parents when he's in trouble)

Dipper gave Ford a list of shows and movies he missed out on, like the Doctor Who reboot and the Lord of the Rings movies. Ford quickly figured out how to pirate this media off the internet and showed Dipper how

Ford always brings Dipper along when working with Fiddleford. Ford still feels guilty about the past and doesn't quite know how to act around him, and feels that Dipper's genuine kindness and enthusiasm is a good example to emulate

Working with Dipper forces Ford to not push himself too hard; when Dipper is tired or hungry, they both take a break. Ford finds it much easier to care about Dipper's health than his own, and notices symptoms in Dipper more quickly than in himself

The two of them spent a few days at the public library together while Ford caught up on historical events and scientific advancements. Some of their conversations there shaped Dipper's political views for the rest of his life

Stan and Dipper edition

Ford and Mabel edition

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...