it’s been nearly 2 thousand years since Percy Jackson has died. poseidon has not been seen much after his favorite sons death.
it’s raining and a new camper is being chased by a monster. they get to thalias tree and rip off one of its branches. the child uses it to kill the monster, just before passing out. their father got kidnapped by a god that needs their help. poseidon does not like this parallel
the first person they talk to is chiron, trainer of heroes.
“so what’re saying is that im the child of a god?”
“yes young man, that is correct.” chiron responded while giving the tour to the boy.
“so then it’s my mother that a goddess, correct? do you know who?” he asked as he turned to face the centaur.
“im sorry, but i do not know who your mother is. she could be a minor sea god…” chiron said as he subtly looked towards cabin 3, the poseidon cabin. the cabin that hasn’t been touched in 2 thousand years.
“oh.. well why do you think it’s a sea god? is it because i like water? is it because i kicked the monsters ass while it was pouring??” the boy said as he mimicked punching movements.
“yes, that is why i think that…” chiron said as he continued moving.
the centaur and the boy continued on the tour for a few more minutes before chiron suddenly said, “you remind me of someone.”
this caught the boys attention and he turned to five chiron, “hmm? who do i remind you of?? were they a child of a sea god??” the kid was jumping on their toes and gasped at something they had thought of, “did they come to camp the same way i did???”
chiron turned to look away from the boy, he had dark brown hair, with one sea green eye and on sea blue eye. he had never tried so hard not to cry in his life, he hated how much this 12 year old reminded him of him. he knew if he said this out loud poseidon would not be happy, so he said it wasn’t too important but that, ‘yes you two did come here the same way’ and finished the tour.
—————————a few hours later —————————
“dionysus, they’re so similar it hurts.” chiron said as he sat down across from the god. dionysus no longer worked at the camp, but he had grown fond of it and decided to pop it to help and chat every now and then.
“yea, i know. and if they are a child of a sea god- any sea god, im not too excited to see what barnacle beard would say about that.” the god said as he took a sip of alcohol, “anywho- do you know what the kids name is? cuz i know i sure don’t.”
chiron turned his attention from the ground next to him to the god in front of him, “im sure i had asked his name, but i don’t think i was listening. can’t seem to remember it.”
the two sat in comfortable silencing for a few seconds before they hear the new camper yell, “I GOT CLAIMED!”
chiron and dionysus went out to see who the boys mother was and say a holographic owl above his head, athena, goddess of wisdom and strategic war.
“ah, good’ol war goddess, guess he’s not a sea spawn.” dionysus commented to the right of chiron as the centaur moved forward.
“hello young man, i have a short question for you,” chiron said, then proceeded when they boy said he could ‘ask away’, “what is your name again? many years working here makes it hard to keep track of all the names.
“fair enough for not remembering, i also have memory issues!” chiron laughed at that, “anyways my name is Percy Jackson!”
Don't ask. Just like, rb, and keep scrolling.
Me once again scrolling through my very specific preferred fic filter:
Why does this one say edit/delete that’s concerning I shouldn’t be able to delete others work OH WAIT WHAT THATS MINE WHY DID THAT SHOW UP
It's actually kind of hilarious to contemplate the prospect that the genre shift in SV means that Luo Binghe's harem go the queer route as well and start largely pairing off into lesbian ships with one another.
Mostly because of the sheer scale of Bingge's harem, and the fact that a lot of it was comprised of the members of politically influential families.
Can you imagine the freak-outs that various lords and kings are probably having over the fact that their daughters keep eloping with one another? The practical ones are probably going to be like, well, a political alliance is an alliance, welcome to the family Random Demon Princess! But a lot of them are probably going to be pissed that their bloodline's liable to die out, and that the perfectly suitable match (read: asshole cannon fodder Bingge did away with in PIDW) they arranged for their daughter got interrupted by some lady cultivator kidnapping her from her wedding instead. Imagining several prominent nobles in various realms furrowing their brows together and just being like, is it something in the water? Did some plant do this? Is it like it a cultural ripple effect, the Demon King is gay so now all the youngsters are too?
svsss fics have the best starting lines
whether it’s poetic or not
(im rather fond of the more crackish ones)
They’re always amazing.
(the fic that inspired this post is ‘you’ve got to be kitten me!’ by tskmo on ao3)
(go read it)
GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS
If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:
if ur a nazi or neo-nazi or support nazi ideologies let this be a fucking harsh message that ur not welcome on this blog and I hope you get socked in the face
Things that I have done
-mournfully eating chips
-sighs to the point of slipping off a park bench
-thinking that I am dreaming hallucinating a rabbit pushing open a door
-staring at a wall thinking of guacamole
Etc.
This is gonna be my first time eating an almond joy let’s we what happens
The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:
https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html
My dump of thing where I put all of my aus, crack, headcanons, and random things that I will forget.
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