Myrrio - My Dump Of Rants, Art, And Stuff

Omfg the internet RIGHT OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE SUCKS

like legit everywhere else is perfectly fine

I’m sorry, but wtf do you mean I get better internet on the highway

I’m sorry, just need a place to scream into the void abt how society sucks ass

DnD ideas for the pc: part one

Bard who can only play hot cross buns. On a double bass.

Noble rogue. It’s Red from rise of red.

a cat living in the characters head. Every now and then the cat takes over all bodily functions. The character will have no memory of this ever happening and lives in constant denial. They try to convince everyone else that they are living in a mass hallucination, and the character is the only one who can see the truth.

Seducing every inanimate object in the slight chance of it being something sapient or sentient. Or sophont.

Wood elf. But with a curse that everything they touch, turns to wood.

A Druid who became a familiar to the wizard. Nobody, at least in-game realizes that the familiar is a Druid.

Is that fruit okay?

Me once again scrolling through my very specific preferred fic filter:

Why does this one say edit/delete that’s concerning I shouldn’t be able to delete others work OH WAIT WHAT THATS MINE WHY DID THAT SHOW UP

Fight Coven (2/?)

Fr I just timed it and I was watching that for like 2:00

It shows 2:00:72 but that’s partially unreliable bc it took me like at least 42 of the 72 to get out the app, plus the time that it took me to stop it.

the time for games is over

Followers: kill

thinking about travelling partners binggeyuan again... bingge staying on alert at night pretending to be asleep because surely shen yuan is also feigning sleep in order to catch him unaware, right? there's no way this man just.. fell asleep a few feet away from the violent demon emperor. he has to be faking this whole "friendly stranger" act in order to lower binghe's guard and then attack.

after they've gone on a few trips together binghe starts viewing shen yuan as a trustworthy companion. One day shen yuan says "I know your birthday is next week but I won't be able to get you alone at your celebration.. here's an artifact that can help you handle xin mo but it breaks after one use so keep it around for when there's no one to uh.. help you during a qi deviation."

bingge falling in love: join my harem

shen yuan: pfft! jokes aside you really shouldnt add a person to your harem the second they do something nice for you! it's great you want to give these women a home and security, but people can take advantage of you that way!

binghe, falling even harder: you ... you're worried about someone taking advantage of me?

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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.

It's actually kind of hilarious to contemplate the prospect that the genre shift in SV means that Luo Binghe's harem go the queer route as well and start largely pairing off into lesbian ships with one another.

Mostly because of the sheer scale of Bingge's harem, and the fact that a lot of it was comprised of the members of politically influential families.

Can you imagine the freak-outs that various lords and kings are probably having over the fact that their daughters keep eloping with one another? The practical ones are probably going to be like, well, a political alliance is an alliance, welcome to the family Random Demon Princess! But a lot of them are probably going to be pissed that their bloodline's liable to die out, and that the perfectly suitable match (read: asshole cannon fodder Bingge did away with in PIDW) they arranged for their daughter got interrupted by some lady cultivator kidnapping her from her wedding instead. Imagining several prominent nobles in various realms furrowing their brows together and just being like, is it something in the water? Did some plant do this? Is it like it a cultural ripple effect, the Demon King is gay so now all the youngsters are too?