Or: The One Where Shen Qingqiu Stumbles On A Bunch Of Compiled Evidence From Qi Qingqi That He Is Not

Page one; Shen Qingqiu is carrying a pile of books when he stumbles across a scattering of paper on a table. He notices the title of one of the pieces of paper, stating, "SHEN QINGQIU QUOTES". However, most of the title is cut off by the paneling. 

Excited, Shen Qingqiu says, "Aww, my adorable disciples are compiling quotes from me?". He then takes a closer look at what one of the pages says, finding the sentence, "I would not allow that shidi to breed." Shen Qingqiu reels back with a disgusted expression, thinking, "THOSE ARE NOT MY QUOTES".
Page two; Shen Qingqiu decisively drops his pile of books on the table and snatches the paper from the top of the pile. It states: "ACTUAL SHEN QINGQIU QUOTES FROM PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS"

Shen Qingqiu pauses, and looks at the paper in bafflement.
Page three; The first panel has Shen Qingqiu look at the paper in bafflement as he thinks, "Hang on... Performance evaluations?" He then nervously laughs and looks to the side, thinking, "Is that something I was supposed to be doing?"

He then crosses his arms, puzzling it through, thinking, "Well... surely it's fine? System hasn't said anything about it, and neither has anyone else? I doubt anyone wants to hear useless critiques from the Scum Villain anyways. They're probably celebrating no more evaluations! My master plan to make them all like me so I don't get tortured to death is going smoothly." Then he pauses, and mutters, "...even if I didn't plan this."

Shen Qingqiu then wonders what the original goods said in the pamphlets.
Page four; The first quote from Shen Jiu is about Luo Binghe. An earnest image of this poor white lotus student is shown, captioned: "Since my last report, this disciple has reached rock-bottom and shows signs of starting to dig."

Shocked and terrified, Shen Qingqiu responds, "I can never let Binghe see this, or he'll turn me into a human stick eight years early."

The next image is of Mu Qingfang pondering something, and is captioned: "His disciples would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity".

Irritated, Shen Qingqiu responds, "What kind of evaluation is this? Mu-shidi doesn't deserve this."
Page five; The next image shows Liu Qingge reaching out to block the camera and looking irritated. It's captioned: "I would not allow that shidi to breed."

Shen Qingqiu, blushing and covering his mouth, responds,"HUH?? WHO THINKS ABOUT THAT DURING EVALUATIONS? WHAT IS LIU-SHIDI, AN ANIMAL?"

The next image is a very small and pathetic looking Yue Qingyuan (even smaller and more pathetic than normal). It is captioned: "This associate is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definitely-won't-be."

Shen Qingqiu blankly responds, "Hang on, zhangmen-shixiong? You're evaluating him? Don't you think you're overstepping here?"
Page six; The next image is of Ning Yingying, smiling and waving at someone outside of the panel. It is captioned: "This disciple has delusions of adequacy."

Shen Qingqiu clenches his fist, frustrated, and responds, "She's doing her best! You're the delusional one!!". He is talking to a dead man, so some would have doubts to Shen Qingqiu's own state of mind.

The next image is of Ming Fan, frozen mid-sneeze. It is captioned: "This disciple should go far -- and the sooner the better."

Shen Qingqiu looks indifferent to Ming Fan's humiliation, and responds, "Ah, poor Ming Fan, not even he gets a kind word." He does not self reflect and realize he, too, is not giving Ming Fan a kind word.
Page seven; The next image is of Wei Qingwei, smashing his own hand with a hammer and crying out in pain. It is captioned: "This shidi is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

Shen Qingqiu looks down baffled at the paper and puts a hand on his head as if experiencing a headache. He responds, "You just caught him at a bad time?"

The next image is of Shang Qinghua at a table, head in hands, as he muffles his own screaming. It is captioned: "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

Shen Qingqiu looks mildly disgusted as he responds, "...ugh, I hate agreeing with him." It is unclear if he is disgusted at his agreement, or disgusted at the concept of the existence of Shang Qinghua.
Page eight; The first panel is of an overhead shot of Shen Qingqiu glaring down at the pamphlets next to his stack of books as he mutters to himself. The next panel shows Shen Jiu's ghost as he rests his head on his hand and writes something, annoyed.

The final panel shows Shen Yuan's own profile, with a very unflattering image of Shen Yuan when he first woke up as Shen Qingqiu, captioned: "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

or: the one where shen qingqiu stumbles on a bunch of compiled evidence from qi qingqi that he is Not The Same Person as shen jiu

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Loss of a Loved One: Whether through death or separation, the loss of a loved one can be a powerful emotional wound.

Rejection: Characters who experience rejection, whether in relationships or by society, can be relatable and evoke empathy.

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Neglect: Characters who have been neglected, especially in childhood, can evoke sympathy from readers.

Failure: Experiencing a significant failure or loss can create emotional wounds that make characters more relatable.

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Injustice: Characters who have experienced injustice or unfair treatment can evoke strong emotions from readers.

Trauma: Characters who have experienced traumatic events, such as war or natural disasters, can be sympathetic and relatable.

Loneliness: Characters who feel lonely or isolated can evoke empathy from readers who have experienced similar feelings.

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Have you read this queer manga?

Have You Read This Queer Manga?

Reason: Gay protagonist, supporting cast is trans, lesbian, non-binary, and other identities. It is about finding a community and not feeling ashamed about who you are Genre: Drama, Slice of Life Average rating: 8.5 (MAL)


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6 months ago

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

3 weeks ago

To suffer is to progress

I know that this is normal but why have we normalized pain? Why has evolution made pain in such a useless way? If we will not remember the pain in our youth, why must we suffer through it?

I wish to stay by your side forever to comfort you, but I must run away because your screams of agony are simply too much for me to bear.

I fashioned a ring of stars, but when I placed it upon you, it was a crown. Now, you have grown up, and it is once more a ring again.

For now, you are smaller than the rest of your kind, but you will grow to be happy and healthy and safe. I will guarantee it.

These lines will not reach you, nor will you ever find out about them, but here I stand, saying them anyway. One day I may look upon this, and laugh at my silly, foolish self for even thinking to say these words, but for now, I gaze at these letters with fondness.

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take an AU haunting me for ages now: the “sects go to the terrifying Yiling patriarch to ask for his help in the war, WWX ends up demanding LWJ marry him” fics?

Yes, that, but kinda in reverse.

The Sects go to meet the Yiling Patriarch and he’s as expected: arrogant, bold, careless, demanding. And using heretic powers to keep his Burial Mounds untouched by the world.

They negotiate, he smirks properly wicked, and and says he wants to name a bride and a marriage to the Lan.

The Lan talk, outraged, but they have a war to win so the agreement is struck: marriage to the Lan and the Yiling Patriarch is allowed to name bride and groom. They write it down exactly like that.

The war happens, but with the Yiling Patriarch’s army of the resentful dead, they lose less soldiers, win more battles. The Lan wonder why they were chosen, perhaps because they hold enough moral sway that any hostage of theirs wouldn’t result in another war? Regardless, Lan Wangji makes it his job to stick close to the Yiling Patriarch, as close as he will let anyone. He has a whole entourage of ghost brides, though only one stays close to him at all times, veiled whenever they have company

They win the war. “Bride and groom,” the Yiling Patriarch says and swears to return in three months. There is talk of taking him down now that Wen are gone, but no one wants to go to war in the Burial Mounds.

The Yiling Patriarch arrives in three months as promised, dressed in red, followed by a parade of people. “I’ve come to collect my debt,” he tells them. “I will name Lan Wangji as the groom,” he says, sparking confusion and outrage. Does he intend to name one of his ghost brides next? And indeed, he reached for one, lifts her veil, revealing living woman, but takes the veil for himself instead. “And I, myself, will be his bride.”

The story goes a little like this:

One. Wei Ying’s parents die and he follows them. Only he is young and alive and curious and the Burial Mounds are very hungry. They devour him skin, flesh, bone, teeth. And they spit him out again. And again again and again.

Two. Wen Qing is her uncle’s favorite, but she’s her brother’s only sister. She fears what war means, what the retaliation might mean. Young Masters go to the Cloud Recesses for study on invitation, Wen Qing goes to the Burial Mounds to beg.

Three. There is very little begging to be done in front of a boy her brother’s age, who hasn’t been hugged in years and keeps the company of murdered brides as though they are his mothers, aunts and sisters. She asks for protection, he asks for a meal.

Four. They cannot stay in the Burial Mounds forever. It is not a place for children even Wei Wuxian realizes that one morning and promptly disappears in his childhood bedroom, a cold cave filled with trinkets of the dead. He survived on the cost of skin, flesh, bone, teeth. They cannot all pay this price.

Five. The Sects knock at his door, a solution presents itself. He dressed Wen Qing like his older sister, veil and all, and hides her among his undead. They strike a bargain.

Six. They could keep a hostage, but a hostage will not keep them fed. Brides, he knows from childhood on, marry out. One of his sisters would’ve taken with her all her servants, had her unwilling husband not killed her on the wedding night.

Seven. “This is why it has to be a Lan,” Wen Qing tells him. Your husband would not kill you like this. They might keep him in some other way, but what could be worse than skin, flesh, bone, teeth? A wedding night of death? Nothing. And if he can help his family by making them servants and himself a bride, he’ll stay locked up in the Cloud Recesses. At least this prison will not spit him out.

What Lan Wangji knows is this: the Yiling Patriarch is mocking them, but there is a debt and a debt must be paid.

They marry in name, no matter how much the Yiling Patriarch taunts him about the contents of a proper marriage, and then they live separately. They keep an eye on him of course, him and his servants, who keep to themselves, settling in Caiyi and the Cloud Recesses, wary, hungry, terrified people - not of their master, but of everyone else.

And then, on accident maybe, a slip of the tongue, one of those servants soak a different name. Within a second, the Yiling Patriarch is in front of them in protection, though he looks less arrogant, less bold, less careless, less demanding. He looks, Lan Wangji thinks, like someone who has more too lose than he’d ever admit. He looks terrified like no one in the Cloud Recesses ever should.

So maybe he should ask him why


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6 months ago

HELP I CHECKED UP ON A FIC THAT I WROTE IN LIKE 20 MIN AND PPL LIKED IT

PPL BOOKMARKED IT

Thank you to my lords and saviors that are commenters, kudosers, and bookmarkers, I love you all thank you very much


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