Oki I Just Had A Funny Airplane Headcanon

One time I dreamed about butterflies

Shen Jiu was forced to play accomplish to a number of Wu Yanzi’s scams, playing lookout or distraction and occasionally the retrieval of the treasure as well. But the weirdest and most embarrassing one he had to do was that time he had to take the place of some woman getting married into a noble family. He wasn’t sure how Wu Yanzi learned the route of the bridal procession nor how exactly the switcharoo was pulled off with no one the wiser - the poor bride to be was dumped in the middle of the forest unconscious since even Wu Yanzi didn’t want to take the risk of having her rich family gunning after him for murder - but he was forced into her red wedding gown and veil, did the three bows with the groom, and was promptly sent to the bridal chambers while the groom went off for the feast. In that time of being unattended, Shen Jiu snapped up all the treasures that Wu Yanzi instructed and anything that looked expensive - which was near everything encrusted with gems and made of gold - and ran out of the manor before the groom came back to lift the veil. Wu Yanzi was pleased and needless to say, Shen Jiu tried to forget about that terrible memory immediately.

So imagine his shock and horror when one day, a noble lord comes to Cang Qiong asking for his runaway wife to please return home and not stay anger at him anymore and the man is staring directly at him, the Qing Jing peak lord, making it clear for all just who he’s referring to.

nobody:....

Me to my fiends: yk when you just randomly say 'i like CAKE' out of nowhere to test the people around you????

My fiends: why are you testing people?????

me across several alternate timelines:

why are you NOT testing people???????? *offended noises*

bc it can sound more offensive than i am assessing their reactions to see if it is truly worth it to hang out with them, or more simply put, a survey *offended noises*

SO ANYWAYS i like cake u morons

if u give me 20 bucks rn ill go to dq rn and get us some icey cake

i don't think you guys realize how devastating shen yuan's existence is for luo binghe in modern aus.

imagine youre luo binghe. you used to have nothing, but you've toiled and given up everything to be the 'perfect' man. you're handsome, successful, charming. everyone either wants you or wants to be you.

cue shen yuan. he's like you but effortlessly. everyone who talks to him falls obsessively in love with him. people think you're hot, but him? if shen yuan died, people would go to war over who gets to bury his corpse

he's rich, he's cute, he's kind, he's everything that binghe broke his bones to pretend to be. But worst of all? The most horrible thing? Luo Binghe falls in love with him too. And of all the people in love with binghe, out of everyone who would marry him in a second, he's in love with the ONE person who can't identify he feels attracted to binghe

i love binggeyuan because it is torture for luo binghe on every level

So, I'd like to draw quickly some sketches as a little challenge, so maybe give me some ships with this?

[ 1 - @/a-moop, 2,3,4 - @/mcnuggyy ]

Have you read this queer manga?

Reason: Gay protagonist, supporting cast is trans, lesbian, non-binary, and other identities. It is about finding a community and not feeling ashamed about who you are Genre: Drama, Slice of Life Average rating: 8.5 (MAL)

The biggest question I ask myself is why tf did I write a comedy based story when I know absolutely nothing about comedy

SQQ holding his newborn baby to his chest, thinking about getting rid of him. He was only a burden and he didn't need that weight on his shoulders. It would have been better also for the baby... maybe someone would have found him in the woods, someone would have taken care of him, and it would have been a better parent than him. He didn't have the time to take care of that creature.

SQQ left his baby hiding him in the bushes so it wouldn't be dangerous for him. He worried that his cries could get the attention of wild beasts and monsters. But he took his decision and couldn't take back his word. He couldn't take care of a baby, what kind of life could he guarantee to a helpless child?

His heart was pending loudly in his chest, SQQ felt a pain new to him, like if parting from that child was so hard for him. He was a newborn, he wasn't interested in him at all. Yes, that's what he tried to tell himself.

So SQQ abandoned the baby, crying and screaming. His heart was broken but, he never knew he had some kind of... motherly instincts? He didn't know, but that baby's cries were ripping him from the inside. But it was the best choice.

SQQ tried to forget that baby, he didn't wanted to remember the pain of abandoning him. Maybe he was passed and never survived the day he left him. It was sad, but he couldn't change things. His son was gone long time ago.

Or that's what SQQ thought.

The baby was dead.

The same baby he met again one day, on the demons side, looking at him like he was just a filthy, unworthy human. A nobody not even worthy of his attention.

He was his father. And that wonderful, beautiful boy was his A-Yuan. The baby he left without any regret after giving him his name.

The same baby that maybe... only maybe... he missed a little bit too much.

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