[teen Eskel, Geralt, And Gweld Riding Horses And Talking About Monsters]

da2 gets a lot of heat for having the same dungeons but i never noticed til now that the mages orsino’s standing with in the confrontation in act 3 are all exactly the same person

don’t talk to me or my 47 identical apprentices ever again

pissing off every noble in Kirkwall, one ruined appointment at a time

So just to be clear, during Trespasser the Winter Palace elven population consists of:

Briala’s spies, if Briala is still around;

Leliana’s spies;

Qunari spies;

Solas’s spies.

Maker’s breath, it’s no wonder they’re all tripping over one another’s plans.

But more importantly, can we take a moment to think about the following elven servants who undoubtedly exist:

The elf who is really, genuinely not a spy

The elf who is on all four sides at once

Now imagine them having a conversation.

You’re welcome.

nothing is funnier to me than dueling for Josephine’s hand from Lord Ortano’s perspective because he admitted he didn’t know that the Inquisitor and Josephine were serious and thought it was just an affair of circumstance. 

like the guy accepted the duel because he thought that the Inquisitor was just trying to get publicity and he was like “oh yeah, we can totally fight. this will really help the both of us in terms of the public eye” and thought it was just gonna be a show fight with trash talking, but nope, turns out the Inquisitor was actually trying to kill him for Josephine and he didn’t learn this until well into the duel 

I absolutely love it! O_O (Yes, I am a sucker for younger Kear Morhen witchers)

heartache and woe

a commission for  @Bluebee221 on twitter !!

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD