I Feel Like Tumblr Would Expose Super heroes Secret Identities Real Fast With All Its Crazy Ass Jokes

IN CASE IT STILL WAS NOT CLEAR!!!!!

In case it wasn’t clear…

Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme

PLEASE

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Everyone @ youtube right now

it’s the day again ♥️

The legend of the vampire was started by a cocky vampire who told stories about himself around the campfire,spreading the tales of pale skinned predators who couldn't go out during the day. Half the time he was lying about their weaknesses,laughing as the church went on crusades trying to find his species And then continuing to tell the stories throughout the evolution of mankind. Laughing as more and more humans became infatuated with the thought of beautiful bloodsuckers coming to whisk them away.

Therapist dad is best dad!

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

You will respect black cats or you will respect these hands my friend

Florida energy on fleek