was thinking how maybe it’s a good thing Sigma didn’t wake up and spill the deets about Fyodor’s past bc I just know Chuuya’s grumpy tired ass would’ve had a field day. just like
Sigma: i believe Fyodor is at least a few centuries old— Chuuya: DAMN Sigma: Chuuya: sorry. continue
Dazai: he's older than i thought... Chuuya: prehistoric even. that old fucker Sigma: Chuuya: my bad. continue
Sigma: he was captured by Bram Chuuya: who's that Sigma: the vampire king Chuuya: don't vampires like blood? why'd they want that anemic jackass Sigma: Chuuya: sorry. just curious
Dazai, muttering to himself: immortality? what could Fyodor be... Chuuya: a fossil Chuuya: but now that we killed him. fossil fuel Dazai: can u give it a rest i'm trying to think
asagiri hasnt given us kunikida’s backstory because 16!kunikida would be the biggest rebel with piercings and an undercut and leather jackets and the world’s not ready to handle that yet
BEHOLD: WOMEN
Old painted romance novel covers from the 80s/90s are so pretty and dramatic they make for such good drawing prompts
Original pose from the cover for the 2006 French edition of Julie Garwood's Guardian Angel (Un Ange diabolique)
If I had a nickel for every time kunikida and chuuya had an interaction that ended with kunikida blowing up, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
understanding husband (carina), dramatic wife (dazai)
NEED
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People joke about Dazai and Chuuya being romantically experienced or whatever, but I think it's the opposite. Chuuya doesn't know what that stuff is because Mori thinks it's funny
Bonding over their unadulterated hatred for Osamu Dazai's existence
yk.. bc he's old and knows the og stuff ._ .
controversial trench coat man
I have a headcannon that Kunikida has a history of getting into trouble with law enforcement, a lot.
The whole "My ideals do not vibe with the law but fuck that I'm doing it anyway. Just try and stop me."
So I'm thinking about the Agency freaking out over Kunikida getting arrested in the Cannabalism arc.
Everyone's forsaking out cept Yosano and Ranpo. Because they've busted Kunikida out of jail too many times to count.
Yosano: hears Atsushi's explanation Oh is that all?
Atsushi: How are you guys so calm?!
Yosano: This used to be our typical Tuseday. All we need is Katai and it'll be the old days all over again.
Atsushi:... Huh...
Yosano: You ready Ranpo?
Ranpo: dusts off a briefcase It's time for me to shed my detective hat. And resume my position as the world's best lawyer, Atsushi you shall be my assistant.
Atsushi: You know what sure, why not. Dazai's gonna be so mad he missed this.
Yosano: snorts That he will, should we get Katai to film it?
Ranpo: grins Naturally, this is my grand return of course.
Yosano: amused Of course, come on let's go get him out before Kunikida starts another prison brawl.
Atsushi: I want to say that'd suprise me, but no I can see it happening.