Season One Dazai I Miss You So Desperately

Bonding over their unadulterated hatred for Osamu Dazai's existence

Hii!!! Sorry to bother you,I hope you are healthy as always❤️

So, i have a funny idea with Dazai (and others Character if you like), like what about Reader is a woman + tomboy but she more handsome and popular than him (Even though reader is a woman).How will they react about that!

If you don't like it you can skip itt! Thank you❤️❤️

───𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗥

Headcanon in WHICH, Dazai react to reader being more popular then him

A/N: :D

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DAZAI OSAMU

Denial is the first step of grief they say, and thats what exactly he felt.

I mean, with a ego as big as the sun, Dazai Osamu never in his life met with such a crisis.

what crisis you may ask?

Well, you and him were in a cafe, when a girl approched both of you.

Dazai being Dazai, thought the girl was approching him because, Who can resist his beautiful face and charms?

Oh boy how wrong he was when the girl turned her back towards him.

"Um...Miss you look so cool, I want-"

Dazai was so deaf to the conversation after that (Lmao)

Like he knows you are the most beautiful human to exist on earth but people turning their back on him for you??

He used to get free chocolates to eat from girls and free vegetables for the venders but now? IF HE IS WITH YOU HE HAS TO PAY???

"Hey lets go the market together!" "NO"

Bro is actually really sad cause no free stuff for him #he'sbroken

One time, he actually made you wear a mask when you both went outside for the evening walk, and the next moment a toddler boy came upto you and gave you flowers.

Bro got jelous of a boy.

A TODDLER BOY WHO CAN BARELY WALK PROPERLY

why do i think he made you wear this mask?

LIKE HEAR ME OUT

"Y/N pleaseeee" "NO DAZAI I AM NOT WEARING THAT...THAT MASK" "PLEASE"

and the mask in question would be this:

WHY DOES IT EVEN EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE WHAT THE FUCK HELP

I mean after sometime, he might as well as give up and use you as a medium of free food gainer (as if he doesnt already)

"Y/N PLEASE RIZZ THEM UP FOR FREE CHOCOLATE" "yeah i dont really want you"

Like he is fr secretly proud of you.

Even asked you to sign his shirt so that whenever you get famous, he might as well as have a original merch.

"Dazai why am I voted as the most handsome/beautiful person in yokohama?" "Well its the truth tho?"

You got delivered free chocolates and flowers after

"WE CAN OPEN A SHOP WITH THAT" "No babes we cant, its not enough" "..." "NO DAZAI YOU ARE NOT ENTERING MY NAME IN A PAGENT"

Sometimes i think he as well as enter your name into politics

"I AM NOT ENTERING THE WORLD OF POLITICS NOW DAZAI ISTG" "BUT YN I SWEAR IT WILL BE..." Whispers "Chuuya please pick me up i am scared" "ARE YOU TALKING TO CHUUYA NOW?"

I officially lost my senses.

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Bsd except Chuuya doesn't join the Port Mafia.

The Sheep notice Chuuya moping about the base. And they know it's because he misses Dazai.

And so they divise a plan to get Dazai to come over. Chuuya's too stubborn to do it himself so they've got to take matters into their own hands.

So naturally they stage a kidnapping.

Dazai: sat in Port Mafia headquarters What are you guys doing?

Shirase: holding a large sack Kidnapping you, obviously.

Dazai: Uh huh, and why are you trying to kidnapp me?

Yuan: Chuuya's upset.

Dazai:... Dramatic Oh no! I'm being kidnapped, by these strangers! crawls into the sack Don't even try to rescue me, it's too dangerous!

...........

Chuuya: suspicious Where have you all been? And what's in the sack?

Shirase: Oh trust me your gonna love this.

Dazai: pops his head out Tada!

Chuuya: Dazai?! brightens up Idiot get out of that thing.

All the Sheep just highfiving each other as Chuuya ceases his moping.

And happily bickers with his not boyfriend, who looks equally as happy to see him.

It never occurs to any of them they could've just stole Chuuya's phone to call Dazai over.

And it won't be the last time they kidnapp him either.

It's canon that the reason dazai survived many of his attempt was because Mori was keeping him alive which sounds like a full-time job

Oh and nikolai as the mas hatter or the white rabbit :3

sigma in wonderland ♤♡◇♧

Sigma as Alice ♡ and Dazai as the weird drug bug caterpillar thing

mentally preparing to read this bsd chapter

Hedwig:

my first thought was "drunk hedwig" would do this but ... i don't think she needs to be drunk to do this

I'm gonna "aggressively" boop Catzai on the nose.

unsettling little creature

happy birthday silly clown man

When They Leave On A Long Mission

Characters: Chuuya, Beast!Dazai

Warnings/Spoilers: Minor Beast novel spoilers(?)

- Chuuya often leaves on missions lasting anything from 2 weeks to 6 months

- In this time, Chuuya will always deliver letters, Messages, and even ship bottles of his cologne to your shared house

- He also left his coat although it lost his scent after the first 2 weeks which hes aware of hence the cologne (though its not the same without him)

- After the month mark its quite obvious that Chuuya starts to miss you

- Longer calling times, more face times, more letters sent to you, more gifts being delivered

- Anything because he misses you so much

- Asks for photos of you ever day just to see you

- By three months Chuuya becomes a little more sad, almost as if he’s accepted you won’t be there in a while

- His mood is more dull when your not there, he’s ruder to his subordinates and itching to kill the targets

- When hes finally back in your arms all he wants to do is cuddle, embracing your scent, and relaxing

- Chuuya also enjoys a nice bath together with a glass of wine

- Beast!Dazai might have to leave often due to a mission overseas that he must attend to

- Or even a meeting overseas

- Usually, he’ll take you with him to stay in the hotel

- At most he’ll leave you for a week

- During that week you have 2 people assisting you to get you things, food, whatever you want

- You have access to his card so you can order anything to the hotel room on another floor (which is one of your assistants, who will then bring it up to your room for saftey reasons)

- Calls you ever night to ensure your safe, also just to hear you before you head to sleep

- These calls usually last forever, he’ll be getting ready to kill people while you’re talking about your day and about to sleep

- Only hangs up once you’ve fallen asleep, occasionally if he isn’t working that night he will keep calling until morning, then you’re awake for him too

- Dazai would never tell anyone but he misses you - and is worried for your safety too

- But when you finally reunite he’s glad your okay, oh and his arms aren’t leaving you for a while

- After such a “long” trip he needs his recharge cuddles