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Life's too short so spread the love,

You know it is, you know it is,

Do great things

Where you know they must be done.

To my readers:

If your comment is long and rambling and full of quotes you enjoyed, I will love it.

If your comment is full of story related questions, I will love it.

If your comment is a single sentence, I will love it.

If your comment is a single emoji, or a string of them, I will love it.

If you comment, I will love it. It's that simple.

I'm going to be making a TMA rp server, dm me if you're interested! Preferably good-effort messages and often available. Thanks!!

I'm going to be making a TMA rp server, dm me if you're interested! Preferably good-effort messages and often available. Thanks!!

∞ (<- the ask game)

The lyric:

It won't be long until,

Everything works out nice in the end,

The sun will marry the moon

put a "∞" in my ask box and I'll shuffle my music player and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.

Unfolds a long string of photos from my wallet, but instead of children it’s pictures of my OCs

elias is NOT beating the freak allegations

"Average artist draws around 50 eyes per art piece"

WRONG. Magnus Archives fan artists, who can draw up to 1000+ eyes per artwork, are an outlier and should not have been counted.

anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

TMA fans when they’re about to be murdered (they’re experiencing the slaughter irl)

The worst part is I would 100% love the job with O.I.A.R. in The Magnus Protocol.

I enjoy monotonous data entry and the creepy factor would keep it interesting.

Seriously. I would take that job in a heart beat

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

Statement of Elias Bouchard regarding the clap of his ass

the archives when its magnusing,, idk im at season 3 finale and im very upset abt it

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

I have made the pilgrimage

If you never hear from me again, I’ve fallen through a hole in reality and am now stuck in gay, spooky Windows 95

Timothy Stoker tried drag at least once and I'm not budging. also he rocked it. would do it again. I'm not budging because I'm right

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

Brain gave me the dumbest, most amazing pun ever.

I’m a technical theater person for fun and volunteer hour reasons, one of the creatures that run around backstage making plays and musicals run, and I got my start by diving in the deep end by mic wrangling a musical.

Technical theater people are called crew, making up one third of the trifecta of cast (actors), crew (tech), and pit (orchestra for live music) that create musicals.

I do this at my school and have two years in a row. I’m a veteran of the mic crew for musicals.

Mic crew.

Mike Crew.

Behold how TMA warps the brain

Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:

My actual full legal name

The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers

Michael (x4)

They all die horrible deaths :)”

You know what fuck my anxiety. I'm going to live like Elias Bitchard. Mansplain, manipulate, manwhore, manslaughter my way out of situations and live like one day I shall be a king of a ruined world and never die. Fuck you anxiety.

What would Jesus do? Who cares! What would Jonah Magnus do in this situation? Be a bitch and serve cunt. That's what.

Me tryna read your blog be like

TT

If you don't want to see Magnus Archives content, you are in the wrong spot!

do you have any favourite tma ships? any that aren't that common? (defining common as the canon ships + daisira + lonelyeyes + doorkeay)

My uncommon ships are a bit dicey to be honest, I'm a real big fan of jonelias (I've even written fanfic), I love terminal velocity, Jon and Gerry, and of course polyarchives. I'm a huge multishipper, so I'm very susceptible to ship propaganda.

I. Couldn't sleep until I made this