She Conc On My Clave Till I Pontificate Idk

I think my monstera is starting to die…

I HAVE A PENISSSS

I wouldn’t even be mad if we were ever put into a situation and we all had to return back to our home countries coz I would still have haleema and shit would be lit

I am feeling really bratty and like annoyed with human beings in general right now. Haven’t even had to withstand a hard conversation all week but I’m somehow feeling this way and like “ready” for a confrontation. In a way that’s purely in my head.

Got out the shower and the right of my stomach was feeling a bit weird and I chugged a glass of water hoping that it was just my body crying out for water, but water didn’t ease the pain, so I could only assume that I was hungry and just needed to eat a good ass meal to provide me enough energy for my trip to campus .

I ate a small chicken frankfurter in half a fajita pocket and knew that wouldn’t be substantial enough, giving that there were no fats or veggies or fruits.

I grilled a lamb steak and was thinking of having it with a fajita bread, but then I clocked that I left a bag of kale open and decided I was going to eat it as well to get my greens in. And then I remembered I got cherry tomatoes to make a salad and I was like “why not have salad!” And then I went onto make a kale salad mixed with sweetcorn and sliced tomatoes, topped with a lamb steak and sprinkled with flaxseeds coz they’re amazing for my boobs.

Unless you wanna talk about how all these men’s are child molesters and this whole stupid missionary thing white people love to do

Btw you guys glazing Leo for shouting out Peru isn’t the serve you think it is.

I will keep asking if you understand because you need to hear me. Listen to my words for they are not mine but from the one that gave us the ability to understand one another. The drive of communication. The understanding of language.