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this is something a neckbeard would say oh my god
After reading The Book of Bill, I understand that he simply CAN'T be the kinky Incubus that people characterize him as on Tumblr. My man's romance repulsed and finds all aspects of the human body disgusting, so it isn't so far-fetched to assume that he's sex repulsed too.
He would AT MOST pretend to be into freaky shit in order to add to his nefarious dream demon persona, but would freak out if someone actually suggested trying any of it out
If I was rotated by a 4-dimensional being, then nothing bad would happen and I would have lots of fun and giggle cutely
Late 60s Early 70s medieval revival part 1
NORTHERN BALD IBIS
They are also known as hermit ibis or waldrapp. They are a migratory bird. Today they only live in Middle East and Turkey. They are large glossy birds, 70-80 cm (28-31 inch) long with a 125-135 cm (49-53 inch) wingspan . There are only 83 of them alive now.
Reach ‘em:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_bald_ibis
Gef the talking mongoose???
Aries: Someone comfortable, relaxed, someone who feels like home. The sort of person to sit down with a fresh cup of meat to watch your favorite colors and shapes on the image box. No hair.
Taurus: Demanding in the sense that they desire constant contact. Touch as a love language. Anode only slightly corroded by weathering. Maintains a lethally high electrostatic charge for hunting and deterring predators.
Gemini: Someone passionate and giving, someone who will take that extra step. The sort of person who loves you with their whole heart, and several other hearts that aren’t theirs.
Cancer: An excellent kisser and a master with physical affection, speaks only in lies because they’re one of the two siblings from a riddle. Will let you in to their labyrinth of wishes.
Leo: Small but constant gestures. Remembers your favorite foods, favorite songs, the names of your friends, even the ones you haven’t mentioned. Always putting on puppet shows where the marionettes looks uncannily like people you know.
Virgo: Very cute, a bit of a space cadet. More than once you’ll catch them idly staring at you, leading to a fit of bashful laughter. Rarely if ever switches into their combat form, and even then always has a justification. Puts in the effort.
Libra: Busy, driven, and solitary. Leaves you little notes around the house, responds thoughtfully to every text. Date nights go all out. Used to live in the walls of your home but its chill now.
Scorpio: Tries to keep it cool and casual but is maybe a little bit smitten. Loves through acts of service and could honestly use some reassurance. Has died at least twice over the course of the relationship so far. Great hair.
Ophiuchus: Creative, passionate, a bit wild, can be pretty intense at times but in the best possible way. Constantly wants to show you new things. Specifically things related to abandoned buildings with no people around them.
Sagittarius: Writes you love letters even though you talk every day. Talks a lot about the things they like and wants to share their interests with you. Cannot experience pain or fear. Covered in scars. Excellent cook.
Capricorn: Teases you, cracks jokes, your own personal hype squad. Impulsive, and may not make the best decisions. Very protective of you and the cursed clock that houses their soul.
Aquarius: Gives you space, understands that you have your own life, but enjoys every moment they spend with you. Occasionally vanishes when you blink but almost always comes back if you just blink again.
Pisces: Considerate, methodical, patient. Asks for your input on things. Intellectual conversation and heart pounding chases through the sonoran desert as the both of you slowly lose blood. Spoils you.
Aesthetic and meme spam with some drawings here and there. I even have opinions!
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