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They are dating, i am the boat ‼️‼️

The new post of mr Jalapeño drives me insane

LIKE WTH

ELPENOR WANTED TO LEAVE PERIMEDES BEHIND BECAUSE APPARENTLY PERIMEDES IS DEPRESSED⁉️ AND ELPENOR JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIM HAPPY 😭

“You don’t know him like i do” Something you wanna say to the room Elpenor?

These two fictional/ancient greek men that got cut are making me mentally ill wth.

Anyways just wanted to get that out of my head bc my friend is getting tired of me rambling abt these two 🥲

Hideo when he spots Agent Zari

They are

Shadowsan: Hideo, look, it's my kids

Hideo: What

Shadowsan: Kids, say hello to your uncle

Team red: Hello, uncle Hideo

Hideo: I am pretty sure they are not your kids

Ivy: We are

Carmen: We are

Zack: We are

Shadowsan: Yes, they are

I may or may not have written a fanfic based on my last post, but i have never written before. And it is probably also confusing? 😅 Idk i still wanted to post it bc i am curious to see what others think! Criticism is welcome but please be nice :).

(Also i crossposted this on AO3)

Having a trident pushing you under the water for a while isn’t nice.

What Odysseus didn’t expect though, was to open his eyes to what he assumed was the underworld.

This can’t be. He thought, I’m supposed to return to Penelope and Telemachus!

WAIT!

Is that liquid gold splattering on his hands?

How?

AAAAH

His vision suddenly switched, was that.. Poseidon lying there? And why was he being stabbed by his own trident?

HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING HELPLESS?!

Was that his voice? But it can’t be, he is supposed to be in the underworld. Well he is actually supposed to be home with his son and wife but-

Odysseus? My son?

Mom? Was that his mom? So he is dead… oh gods, what is he going to-

AAAH

Why is there still screaming

Ody?

Eurylo-

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN?

Why does his reality keep on being flipped

URGHH

I WATCHED ALL MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR

Captain?

Polites! He is good with emotions and feelings and stuff, he could he-

CRYING AS THEY WERE ALL SLAIN (UGH)

He can’t see

All he saw was gold

I HEARD THEIR FINAL MOMENTS

CALLING THEIR CAPTAIN IN VAIN

There they are! He could see them. They look worried, i need to-

LOOK WHAT YOU’VE TURNED ME INTO

LOOK WHAT I’VE BECOME

ENOUGH!

He can’t handle this.

Everything keeps on switching.

Is he really dead?

ALL OF THE PAIN I’VE BEEN THROUGH

STOP!

Is he really dead if at the same time he is causing this god so much agony?

HAVEN’T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?!

He has but is the person who is saying this him?

Who is this?

STOP!!

But he didn’t stop when i BEGGED YOU

TOLD ME TO CLOSE MY HEART

Odysseus?

Captain?

Son?

YOU…

Answer please!

ODY!

YOU SAID THE WORLD WAS DARK

MONSTER!

That’s what he was wasn’t he? It’s what he called himself. Even a god thought he was a monster now.

But didn’t he say that ruthLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OUR-

ALRIGHT! PLEASE

After everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?

Can he sleep when he’s dead? He did a lot of things, but he didn’t do this? Will he still be able to do sleep if he could? Did he really do this? He didn’t. No he didn’t. But who did? Is there anyo-

Next to my wife

But i’ll never see my wife. I’m dead.

Then who will sleep next to my wife?

The new post of mr Jalapeño drives me insane

LIKE WTH

ELPENOR WANTED TO LEAVE PERIMEDES BEHIND BECAUSE APPARENTLY PERIMEDES IS DEPRESSED⁉️ AND ELPENOR JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIM HAPPY 😭

“You don’t know him like i do” Something you wanna say to the room Elpenor?

These two fictional/ancient greek men that got cut are making me mentally ill wth.

Anyways just wanted to get that out of my head bc my friend is getting tired of me rambling abt these two 🥲

Hear me out

So Tiresias said “I see you draw your final breath, I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it’s no longer you”

Odysseus has already drawn his final breath

Whoever is going to kill the suiters is not Odysseus, or at least not the same one.

Whoever will return to Penelope and Telemachus isn’t the same Odysseus who hesitated to kill a cyclops, they aren’t the same Odysseus who escaped Circe’s wrath by talking about his wife.

A monster will return to Ithaca

But Odysseus has already died on the journey to there

Idk if he died at the end of monster, due to different beast, or in those seven years with Calypso, but the Odysseus who heard that prophecy isn’t here anymore.

He has already drawn his final breath.

(Idk if anyone alr tought of this but i started thinking of this at dinner and was like holy shit so i had to share)

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

I discovered hermes x tiresias less than 24 hours ago, but I adore it

The art is amazing i love this so much u r an awesome person :3

Bro i just finished reading the Odyssey and i swear Telemachus and Peisistratus r quite literally my favourite characters.

Like Nestor went: “Ah hello son of Odysseus, this is my !SINGLE! And !VERY STRONG AND HANDSOME! Son that is coincidentally !AROUND THE SAME AGE AS YOU! And you shall SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS HIM and he will ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY!”

And also in Sparta where Telemachus had to wake up Peisistratus and just kicked him? And Peisistratus was like ‘bro go to bed it is like 3AM’.

Also Telemachus called Peistratus ‘light of my heart’

And Peistratus asked Menelaus about his brother bc he never knew him.

And when Telemachus had to like go back to Ithaka he asked Peisitratus for help since Nestor would try to find a way to make Tele stay and Peisitraus was like:’i got u dont worry!’

They r such underrated characters (which is wild considering Telemachus is quite literally odysseus’ son) .

I am also obsessed with EPIC the musical and i know Peisistratus is probably not gonna appear and that makes me sad bc i like him so much (still very excited for the wisdom saga though bc Telemachus)

Anyways that was my rant, one last message before i go:

Telemachus and Peisistratus were gay as hell

Bye bye :D

Bro i just finished reading the Odyssey and i swear Telemachus and Peisistratus r quite literally my favourite characters.

Like Nestor went: “Ah hello son of Odysseus, this is my !SINGLE! And !VERY STRONG AND HANDSOME! Son that is coincidentally !AROUND THE SAME AGE AS YOU! And you shall SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS HIM and he will ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY!”

And also in Sparta where Telemachus had to wake up Peisistratus and just kicked him? And Peisistratus was like ‘bro go to bed it is like 3AM’.

Also Telemachus called Peistratus ‘light of my heart’

And Peistratus asked Menelaus about his brother bc he never knew him.

And when Telemachus had to like go back to Ithaka he asked Peisitratus for help since Nestor would try to find a way to make Tele stay and Peisitraus was like:’i got u dont worry!’

They r such underrated characters (which is wild considering Telemachus is quite literally odysseus’ son) .

I am also obsessed with EPIC the musical and i know Peisistratus is probably not gonna appear and that makes me sad bc i like him so much (still very excited for the wisdom saga though bc Telemachus)

Anyways that was my rant, one last message before i go:

Telemachus and Peisistratus were gay as hell

Bye bye :D