Chat What The Fuck Is Wrong With Me?

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐒

Just as a reminder: you do not need to script every single detail. Your consciousness is smarter than you think! That being said, if you like to script, I have some ideas that you might enjoy. Let me know what you think, yeah?

1.) Whatever you use to take pictures with (camera, phone, etc.) has the same quality as the way you see it.

2.) Others can hear your voice the way you personally hear it. Or vice versa, you hear your voice the way others hear it.

3.) You can control your energy level (be it physical, mental, emotional) depending on your needs.

4.) You can remember/identify/acquire something you want to show another person instantaneously.

5.) You do not need to take a lot of time to dig through your bag / purse / backpack etc. to find whatever it is that you need.

6.) Your food and drinks never rot or expire.

7.) There is always a seat for you on the bus regardless of how filled it looks.

8.) You can come up with classy comebacks on the spot when verbally defending yourself or someone else.

9.) Every cute username you think of using for social media has never been once taken by someone else.

10.) Regardless of how small the fandom is, there is always enough content (fics, art, music covers, etc.) to go around about your favorite media.

11.) Your clothes never wear out (unless you prefer a worn out look) or get tarnished by anything that would otherwise typically stain.

12.) Your jewelry/accessories never rusts nor breaks.

13.) Your pillows are always refreshingly cool and your covers cozy.

14.) The door to your room naturally closes on its own if someone absentmindedly leaves it open after talking to you in the room.

15.) Regardless of how remote of an area you are in, your favorite food chain establishment has a branch nearby.

Rich people invent a big number and use the violence of the state to force you to pay it. There's nothing "freedom" about that. If you oppose universal healthcare because you want "freedom", that's complete nonsense.

having jily thoughts. like wow. everyone lily cared about eventually left her but here comes in james “my last breath will be used to defend you” potter and i’m supposed to think they’re boring apparently

credits

Signs of Early-Stage Pining (some mutual)

Locking eyes across the room or in a group setting.

^ and notice their eyes light up when they see you.

Anxiously awaiting a text or call from them.

^ and being excited when it happens.

Getting a fuzzy feeling when they call you by your name.

Or remember an insignificant detail about you.

Or smile or laugh with you.

Realizing your emotions are in tune with theirs (you're happy when they're happy, sad when they're sad).

Having your thoughts drift to them, sometimes randomly.

Seeing something in a store and thinking "Hey, they'd like this".

Listening to a song and thinking of them.

Wanting to know more about their life and their interests.

Loving it when they compliment you or your interests.

Going out of your way to make sure they feel comfortable in your presence.

Doubting your feelings/passing it off as just friendly.

Your heart does jumping jacks when you see them.

Or when you're physically close to them.

Seeing them in a bad state (sick, sad, injured, etc) and wanting nothing more to be there for them and take their pain away.

i love you…most ardently

YOU GET ITTT!!!

helpful items to have in your hogwarts dr ᝰ.ᐟ ݁₊ .

⊹ ࣪ ˖ are you ever wandering about the corridors, wishing you had a certain something to make the day a little more bearable? wish no more, here are some must have items for your classes and in case of emergencies. ⊹ ࣪ ˖

- time turner

a creation of the department of mysteries, the time turner is a wearable necklace that allows you to travel back in time for no more than 5 hours. whether you’re cramming in a bigger class schedule or dreading your past mistakes, the time turner is an excellent tool. but it is very hard to acquire. it is only provided to students with exceeding academic records.

- invisibility cloak

born from the legend of the three brothers, death offered a cloak to make its owner appear invisible. the cloak never wears down or fades its abilities, it is rendered endlessly invisible. this cloak will undeniably make it easier for missions, to sneak around, or do whatever you please.

the cloak is resistant to jinxes, hexes, and other spells. need to sneak out in the late hours of the night? long to explore hidden secrets and go on dangerous journeys? the invisibility cloak is a must have.

- marauders map

this is the ultimate treasure. the marauders map. crafted by moony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs; this map will guide you through each hall of the castle. even secret passageways, and every password to them. originally made in 1975 the map belonged to remus lupin, peter pettigrew, sirius black, and james potter. it was then confiscated by argus filch and eventually made it into the hands of fred and george weasley.

the map shows the location of everyone’s whereabouts in the castle with a dot. this is because of the homonculous charm. it was also charmed to particularly insult severus snape. to properly view the map, you need to tap your wand to the parchment and recite: “i solemnly swear that i am up to no good”.

to close the map, you must say…

mischief managed.

- felix felicis

liquid luck. this potion when drank makes the drinker lucky for a period of time. anything they do will be done right, and successful when under the potion. this potion is incredibly difficult to make. it requires 6 months of brewing to be consumed.

if overused, the excessive giddiness of the drinker will turn reckless and overconfident. one could take too much and make dangerous decisions.

recipe

1. add ashwinder egg to a cauldron, along with horseradish and heat.

2. juice a squill bulb and add to the cauldron before stirring hard.

3. chop an anemone growth from the back of murtlap and add to the mixture with heat.

4. add a pinch of tincture of thyme and stir slowly.

5. grind occamy eggshell until it’s has a powdered consistency and add to the mixture.

6. stir slowly and heat the cauldron before adding a dash of powdered common rue.

7. stir vigorously and heat up the cauldron one last time.

8. wave your wand over the potion in a figure of eighth and say, ‘Felixempra!’

then you are done! use the potion very wisely, and for good. if brewed poorly and still consumed, the side affects could be fatal.