We Need To Make Puffy Fat Cheeks The New It Girl Beauty Trend And Give All Those Celebrities Who Sucked

If i was planning to kill myself, I would watch taare zameen par one last time just so I definitely know im gonna go through wifh killing myself

Ive had ugly jokes unlocked for most of the years that matter, now im gonna unlock fat jokes again

apples to oranges? Oh no, this is lemons to limes

I think i can eat a billion fortune cookies in one sitting

So so good

its true, i dont have TB but I do have father issues

because people dont realize how important it is for litte girls to have an exemplary father that never stops loving them and showing it to them

if i was the second bird and i saw the stone hit the first bird id be like thank youuuu omg i hated that bitch. and then when the stone would start coming for me only then would i miss & understand the first bird

ALWAYS DRINK ALONE

so next time you're feeling a lil bit freaky, start talking to yourself

Caravaggio

need an unexpected talent like knowing how to play the lyre in my fact sheet