I dont understand it, but i seriously cant like my sister
if i was the second bird and i saw the stone hit the first bird id be like thank youuuu omg i hated that bitch. and then when the stone would start coming for me only then would i miss & understand the first bird
In a weird headspace rn (1.14am) because i got stoned, has an iced coffee and took melatonin all in the last 2 hours
long distance friendships will have you saying shit like fuckkk i wish i could wash dishes with you
intercourse by andrea dworkin
it's crazy to me that I'm laughing so hard at someone else's husband. Someone else being Scarlett Johansson and husband being Colin Jost
watched spiderman into the spirderverse and its sequel consecutively last night and im still blown away by how much EFFORT went into everything
(tracing over the razor bumps on your crotch) promise you’ll stop for me….
Tug tug
need to write a play with my homies