GIRLS Featuring Very Historically Inaccurate Piercings

John made a collage as a birthday gift for George in 1975

listening to pulp and saying "thank you jarvis" every time jarvis cocker sings anything weird or makes any weird noises

Sometimes I am about mclennon the way Christians are about Jesus but instead of “just you wait until Jesus returns you’ll see I’m right” it’s “just you wait until Paul comes out and says he was in love with John and you’ll see I’m right”

HILTON I LOVE YOU

unfortunately can't be normal about the beatles in real life. someone will bring them up to talk about their musical impact or something and ten minutes later i'll be saying some shit like Actually the Mutual Masturbation wasn't the only Thing they did Apparently they used to Do girls on the same Bed together in Hamburg. and the person is like okay. what?

May I suggest that the Beatles screen adaptation we do need is an Always Sunny style sitcom about the Hamburg days. Just four grubby little rats getting into Situations and making horrible decisions

while my guitar cries so hard it throws up

call me when the biopics drop

the thing about the beatles is they were all lowkey evil and this shouldn't come as a shock bc they were all cis white men born in northern england in the fucking 40s but you're all on here arguing over which one of them is the Most Evil and it's so silly it's so so silly. it's always the george and paul girls too. we need to get a grip and be free like the john and ringo girls bc it's crazy work