he was a 17-year-old kid from liverpool living in squalor in the hamburg red light district playing chuck berry guitar solos at 3:00 AM to crowds of drunken german mob bosses while addicted to amphetamines....no one was doing it like him
4/1/2025
The fags of the day are everyone except Paul McCartney!
3/19/2025
Our featured fag is Paul McCartney..
(specific, I know)
i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming
i just. can you imagine being paul mccartney and your 81 year old younger brother is on twitter fanning the flames of your gay rumors
HELLO????
every time an article says 'Now and Then used AI' with absolutely no nuance, this is who you're hurting btw
never not thinking about ‘how do you sleep’ because the concept of writing a diss track and being like *spits* fuck you. you and your chart-topping hits and your loving wife and friends and your dead mom, actually, while we’re at it, and your pretty face and your mass appeal music and that one conspiracy and your secret hidden messages to me and—
beatle memes which are either so fucking unfunny or drop dead hilarious which i like
yes yes mclennon yaoi but also look at george's cape <333
sabrina carpenter and paul mccartney collab where the collab is a mash up of please please please and please please me for ultimate terrible vibes of a man begging for sex and a woman begging not to have her heart broken and in the music video sabrina gets to act out all her paul fantasies on behalf of paul girls everywhere
so when you make a margarita and you want to rim the glass, this is what you are supposed to do and what everyone is taught:
you pour the salt or sugar out onto a dish and dip it in, spinning it around a little for an even coat
apparently however, what PAUL does when he makes a “maccarita”, is what I can only assume he learned from using a very different kind of white powder
….yah that’s. not how you do that
so when you make a margarita and you want to rim the glass, this is what you are supposed to do and what everyone is taught:
you pour the salt or sugar out onto a dish and dip it in, spinning it around a little for an even coat
apparently however, what PAUL does when he makes a “maccarita”, is what I can only assume he learned from using a very different kind of white powder
….yah that’s. not how you do that
unfortunately can't be normal about the beatles in real life. someone will bring them up to talk about their musical impact or something and ten minutes later i'll be saying some shit like Actually the Mutual Masturbation wasn't the only Thing they did Apparently they used to Do girls on the same Bed together in Hamburg. and the person is like okay. what?
this freak
Do you think Paul and George would've been really affectionate with each other if Geo was still around today? Because Paul is like that with Ringo, and George was also affectionate before.
Personally I believed they would've cuddled :p
George
by far the best reaction to john lennon's death was george getting all irritated with him like "idiot should've been more prepared to die. good luck putting your spirit at rest now🙄🙄". and the reason its so funny is because, given the numerous ghost encounters even just between the three remaining beatles, by all accounts george was right
i’ve been having a lot of fun with typography lately
March 31, 1969, George and Pattie leaving court after following their drug bust
about george harrison
Something I can't judge from George is how good his taste in men were, he really knew what he wanted and he wanted all
Eric Idle
Ringo Starr
Bob Dylan
Eric Clapton
Tom Petty
Jeff Lynne
That man really wanted those cookies and go and get them
George Harrison ⭐️