Nattylube - Kitty

tbh there’s two types of people: the ones that recognize it’s just a way to relate and the ones that take it as being one-upped.

i’m the first kind idgaf either get mad at me if u want but i’ll either have a relatable scenario to add to the discussion or imma hit u with something like “damn bro that sucks”. bc idk what else to say

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

“listen i know what you want & i get it but i just can’t do it right now my balls are literally aching”

me:

happy 9/11