This Being The Next Song Is Great Comedic Timing In My Professional Opinion, Funny As Fuck

i’ll feel my throat start getting thick and the embarrassment alone makes me start crying so then i just have to leave

my professor always watched me write when doing research and he’d be like “yknow you’re supposed to be smart like me! left handed people are smart!” like he forgets every single time.

today he said “yknow that’s why you are brilliant, left-handed!”

🥹

siri, play i will get there by boyz ii men

fyi the term “mating embrace” is being employed bc frogs use external fertilization. the female lays unfertilized eggs and the male fertilizes them. so it’s a mating embrace bc she’s laying eggs and then he’s fertilizing them, rather than them ~performing coitus~.

Orange-eyed Leaf Frog aka Blue-sided Leaf Frog (Agalychnis annae), in a mating embrace (amplexus), family Hylidae, Costa Rica

photograph by Wildlife With Daniel CR

⋆·˚ ༘ * all i want for summer is a pink heart shaped pool.. (art by chaosdreamland)

i've got my father's eyes and my mother's generational anger

i wanna live a life where these kinds of pictures are taken every day

I need friends sm :(

its true ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚