For the third time in as many minutes, Phantom's phone goes off in the Watchtower.
The first two times it was silenced and ignored - this time the young ghost whips it out with an irritated, "Oh for the love of-" and hits answer.
"What?!"
"Respectfully, my liege, I ask that you reconsider my proposal on-"
"Not today, Satan," Phantom cuts in dryly and hangs up.
Most every member of the Justice League present smiles or chuckles - the young ghost is their newest member, and his humor is always appreciated.
Constantine on the other hand is frozen and sweating bullets, because he recognized the voice on the phone.
That was honest to fucking God Satan himself.
in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
the boy who swallowed a starđźŚ
"When they dig up your bones they'll know if you're a MAN or WOMAN"
First of all. No they won't. Apparently determining if someone is a man or woman in archeology is very fucking difficult.
But second of all. There's people in 2022 that genuinely believe women have 1 less rib than men because of what the Bible says.
So not only is determining the sex of bones really fucking hard. But there's people in 2022 that don't know what a woman's skeleton looks like.
There is a greater than zero chance that you're bones will be discovered in 500 years and people will have zero fucking clue what your sex assigned at birth is. And honestly I think that's very gender.
(Plus the skeletal system way of recognizing people doesn't really account for things like people being assigned female at birth but they really have male internal anatomy. Or women who may develop "masculine" skeletal structures because they have PCOS which causes them to produce a high amount of testosterone. It's estimated 6% of women have PCOS.)
-fae
"Who cares if we're a little lost - look at these guys!" "I care, Fives, I care"
He’ll always be her little brother
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