Help Me Improve My Languages

LMAO

idk dude like i just dont know anymore

Being a polylingual can be traumatic sometimes

How?

Lemme explain this to you in a extremely lazy way

"Cheer" in English - 🥳

"Cheer" in my native language - 💀

So every time I watch American film or series in the original (without dubbing), I'm getting an intense war flashbacks

Bc for me Cheer isn't about joy, in my native language it means fucking blood revenge, fucking Vendetta

Imagine you're chilling, watching some TV series and one character says to another

"I want to cheer you up!"

And you're sitting there like

"Please don't cheer them up please"

Sudden writing prompt

God has finally answered the prayers of mankind. To each sufferer (mentally or physically), he bestows a superpower to help solve your problems. Blind man gets X-ray vision, people suffering from insomnia can now control their own and others' dreams and etc. The strength of the abilities depends on the amount of suffering of this person.

MC who really considered themself a happy person receives God-like powers.

And now they somehow have to deal with that.

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it’s not a warning and it’s not a judgement and it’s not an excuse, and it’s certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

I guess I have no choice

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

That's brilliant. I love this.

A Fox Game Night game should be them putting up maps of the world and throwing darts at them, and if Neil has a fucked up On The Run story from that location the person who threw it has to take a shot

Aaron, somehow drunk: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING IN BANGLADESH???

hi! do you know any good modern au zukka fics?

YUP! (spoiler alert, most of this list is just gonna be me plugging @sword-and-stars because that’s what you get when you ask me for fic recs babes!) 

Netflix and Chill but we're Best Friends and you Fell Asleep by EnglishPlant this is set in a modern AU featuring bending and some elements of canon, but it’s basically Zuko falling asleep on Sokka and Sokka catching feels + some plot stuff 

Mass Times Acceleration by Haicrescendo aka the softest road trip AU of all time (whoops, looks like the hotel messed up and there’s only one bed, guess we have to cuddle x10) 

Carry On For You by Haicrescendo where everyone’s a pokemon trainer and Zuko is the gym leader of Vulca Gym (I know it sounds weird but TRUST ME, this is some GOOD SHIT, please read it) 

Quarantine And Chill 2020 by Haicrescendo features some of the cutest smut ever and some of the softest fluff ever. Features Zuko as the King of Trader Joe’s, Sokka as a twitch streamer, mutual pining, adopting cats, and Zuko getting a bubble bath. 

And I Feel Like An Oblivious Walnut In This Chili's Tonight by Elisabeth (Sokka thinking he’s being homophobic because he doesn’t like that Zuko brings guys home, when in reality he’s just a bisexual disaster) 

Friendship Bracelets by peachcitt FUCK this was soft what the hell? (College/Roommates AU) 

you caught me hook, line, & sinker by klinokinesis (orthokinesis) basically has Zuko as the nephew of a Fishing show TV star and Sokka as a bright and shiny boy who loves fish (high school AU, very cute) 

Simple Happiness by kotaka_kun  features Zuko learning to let himself have fun and Sokka wanting his bf to enjoy simple pleasures 

the one with the hot cashier by lesmiserablol features barista!Zuko and flirty Sokka 

Thunder by callmecaramleh features comedian Sokka and unemployed English major Zuko (features an airport kiss and some opinions about Star Wars) 

Quinacridone by Haicrescendo features artist!Zuko, barista!Sokka, and Zuko getting a gd nap (smut warning) 

Roomies Pt. 3 by beersforqueers features an accidental jacket swap, a mysterious avocado, and a date in an astronomy tower 

Masterlist

Requests are CLOSED

Twilight

Cullen Family

Imagine: Being Bitten and The Cullens helping you

Clumsy (Fem)

The Pack

Imagine: Being Sam’s scarier sister (F)

Imagine: Being a volleyball player and The Pack being fans (GN)

Warm and Cold (M)

Cullens + Packs

What Happened? P2

The Other Swan

Bella Swan

Imagine: Bella having a crush on you

Charlie Swan

An Odd Friend

The Older Lahote

Rosalie and Emmett

Our Idiot

Jasper Hale

Sorry

Emmett Cullen

Little Snowflake

Carlisle Cullen

Dad of the Year

Jacob Black

Hurts Like Hell

Seth Clearwater

Imagine: You and Seth imprinting on each other

Imagine: Being a witch and Seth imprinting

My Gentle Giant

Headcanon: Seth getting jealous

Paul Lahote

Imagine: Being Edward’s cousin and Paul imprinting

Imagine: Being the newest member of the pack and Paul Imprinting

Changed

Riverdale

Core Four (+ others)

Pretty Monster P2 P3 P4 P5 P6 P7 P8/END

Sick P2 P3 P4 P5

Cold

Soft Lies P2 P3 P4 P5 P6 P7 P8

The Wolf Pack P2 P3 P4 P5 P6 P7

Night Angel  P2 P3 P4

Batboy

Camping

Zombie

In My Dreams

Archie Andrews

Imagine: Being a serpent and Archie liking you (M)

Imagine: Your boyfriend finding your drawings of him (M)

Imagine: Your boyfriend wanting to celebrate Day of the Dead with you (GN)

Imagine: Calling your boyfriend (GN)

Imagine: Archie confessing (M)

Break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored (M)

I think I’m in love (M)

Girlfriends brother P2

Lust

Plot Twist

I Don’t Wanna Set The World On Fire

Two Guys, One Bed

Imagine: Getting stuck under the mistletoe with Archie

Fight!

Headcanon: Archie having a crush on Malachai’s brother

That Night

Betty Cooper

Imagine: Betty having a crush on you, Archie’s sister and a Vixen (Fem)

Imagine: Betty asking you to photograph for Blue and Gold (Fem)

Imagine: Betty asking you to the dance (Male)

Imagine: Betty having a crush on you, a ‘bad girl’ (Fem)

Unhealthy Obsession (Male)

Baby Fever (Male)

Imagine: Writing about Betty in the playbook and feeling bad when she finds out (M)

I hate you (M)

Rebound (M)

Jughead Jones

Family (M)

Promise (M)

Veronica Lodge

Imagine: Being Jughead’s twin and catching Veronica’s eye on her first day (Fem)

Bad Boy, Rich Girl Part 2 (Male)

My Strange Addiction (Male)

Ozone (M)

Liar (M)

My Luna (M)

Kevin Keller

Headcanon: Kevin dating a delinquent (M)

Reggie Mantle

Bitches Broken Hearts (M)

I Wish (M)

Headcanon: Reggie with a tall boyfriend (M)

Headcanon: Reggie with a short boyfriend (M)

Imagine: Reggie keeping your relationship a secret and picking a fight (M)

Headcanon: Reggie dating a hiphop dancer (M)

Baby (M)

Chuck Clayton

Sorry (M)

Maniac (M)

Cheryl Blossom

Red (M)

Hi, It’s Me (F)

Toni Topaz and The Boys

Imagine: Toni and the boys comforting you after your breakup with Ronnie (Fem)

Imagine: Being a ballet dancer and Toni and the boys attending your dance (Gender Neutral)

Imagine: How the Serpents react to your death (Gender Neutral)

Sweet Pea

Imagine: Sweet Pea tending to your wounds (Male)

Imagine: Secretly dating Sweet Pea and your brother, Archie, finding out (Male)

Imagine: Breaking up with Reggie and kissing Sweet Pea (Fem)

Imagine: Being Sweet Pea’s ex (Male)

Imagine: Working at Pop’s and Sweet Pea liking you (Male)

Imagine: Leaving Riverdale and your boyfriend Part 2 Part 3 (Fem)

Imagine: Being a figure skater and Sweet Pea watching you at the rink (Male)

Imagine: Being Sweet Pea’s longtime boyfriend (Male)

Broken (Male)

Imagine: The Serpents finding out Sweets is the bottom Part 2

Pillow Talk (Male)

Silence (Male)

Imagine: Being rivals/enemies with benefits with Sweet Pea (Male)

Denial (Male)

Cowboy Casanova (M)

My Crazy Bastard (M)

No Scrubs (M)

Anchor P2 P3 (M)

I Just Wanna Know (M)

Headcanon: Sweets falling for a fuckboy after attempting to seduce him

Pinky Promise (M)

Leather and Football

Fangs Fogarty

Imagine: Being a teen dad and Fangs finding out (Male)

Imagine: Being in a secret relationship with Fangs and almost being caught (Male)

Imagine: Hooking up with Fangs and finding out he likes you (Male)

Imagine: Fangs comforting you during a storm (GN)

Moments in Love (Male)

Dangerous Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 (M)

Name of the Game (M)

Uncomfortable (M)

Imagine: Standing up for Fangs

Never Again

Mean Boy P2

Accidents Happen

Swangs

Imagine: The boys asking you out (Male)

Imagine: The boys crushing on you, Jug’s brother with a drug problem (Male)

The Runaway Part 2 (Male)

Imagine: The boys befriending you (GN)

Imagine: Taking advantage of the cold weather

Malachai

That Pyscho Prequel Part 3 (M)

All I wanted (F)

Scary Love (M)

Heart Cookies (M)

Single (M)

Attached (M)

Numb (M)

Our Son (F)

Forever Yours P2 P3 END (M)

Trust Me P2 (M)

Imagine: Being the Ghoulie King (M)

The King (M)

High school sweethearts (M)

Imagine: Getting stuck in detention with Malachai (M)

Off to the races (M)

Unexpected P2 P3 (M)

Headcanon: Malachai’s partner becoming distant (GN)

Tiny Detective

Perfect Date

Hiram Lodge

Little Troublemaker (M)

Little Helper (M)

Hermione Lodge

Young Again (M)

Fp Jones

Imagine: being fp’s younger and scarier boyfriend (M)

Beronica

Red Hearts (M)

Reggie + Swangs

Heureux Me ‘oe P2 (M)

Into The Spiderverse

Other, Other, OTHER Dimension 

Marvel

Peter Parker

Nervous

DC

Harley Quinn

Light and Dark (Male)

Barbara Gordon/Batgirl

My World Part 2 (M)

Catwoman/Selina Kyle

Kitty  (M)

Bruce Wayne/Batman

Think Before You Act

Headcanon: Bruce Wayne finding out his boyfriend can sing

Clark Kent/Superman

Wait, What?

Jason Todd/Red Hood

Headcanon: Jason loving his crush a little too much

Trouble Finds Him

Damian Wayne/ Robin

Headcanon: Damian having his first crush on a boy

Skam

Eva Mohn

Imagine: Making out with Eva at a party (Fem)

Elias Bakkoush

Imagine: Elias figuring out he likes boys because of you (Male)

The 100

Lexa

Imagine: Being Lexa’s wife (Fem)

Bellamy Blake

Imagine: Hooking up with Bellamy and avoiding him afterward (Male)

Imagine: Bellamy trying to confess but getting interrupted (Gender Neutral)

Octavia Blake

Imagine: Being Lincoln sister and Octavia protecting you from Bellamy (Fem)

Elite

Samuel

Imagine: Comforting Samu (Fem)

Ander

Imagine: Ander and Polo liking you (Male)

Imagine: Ander liking you and asking you out

Polo

Imagine: Ander and Polo liking you (Male)

Christian

Imagine: Christian liking you (M)

On My Block

Cesar Diaz

Imagine: You and Cesar kissing (Male)

Ruby

Imagine: Being part of the Santos and dating Ruby (Male)

Fairy Tail

Erza Scarlet

Old Love (Male)

Dreamworks/Disney/Pixar

Guy from The Croods (Male)

Titans

Gar Logan/Beast Boy

Imagine: Gar thinking that you’re cute (GN)

Jason Todd

Imagine: Jason taking care of you while you’re sick

Imagine: Being frenemies with Jason and dancing with him

Heroic Runaway P2

Soft Flame

Animal Lover

Dick Grayson

Imagine: Dick having a crush on you, his coworker

Coffee and Donuts

Dick Grayson and Jason Todd

Eden

Everything Sucks

Oliver Schermerhorn

Imagine: Emaline calling you about your boyfriend (M)

Imagine: Oliver having a crush on you, a drummer. (M)

The Drama Kid Has Feelings (M)

Victorious

Beck Oliver

Imagine: Beck having a crush on you, his best friend’s brother (M)

Shameless

Carl Gallagher

Que?

He’s my best friend

The Arcana

Asra

A Cute Prince (M)

Oc x Oc

Not so Secret Admirer   P2

The Three Disasters

Affair

Fandoms

Elite

Twilight

Riverdale (I don’t actively watch the show)

Skam (Og, Italia, Druck, WTfock, and Austin)

Diabolik Lovers

Fairy Tail

MHA (Don’t actively watch it)

Kiss Him, Not Me

Haunting Of Hill House

La Casa De Papel/Money Heist

Booksmart

The 100 (not exactly caught up with s6-s8)

TWD (+ the game)

Marvel (Avengers)

DC (Suicide Squad, YJ, Batfam, ect)

Disney

Pixar

Dreamworks

The Last Of Us

NANBAKA

She-Ra

On My Block

Voltron (Not caught up but I know the ending)

Shadowhunters

The Arcana

The Royal Tutor

Reign

The Society

Magi

K Project

The Umbrella Academy

Durarara

Miraculous

Once upon a time (Not caught up)

TVD/Originals

Good Girls

Baby

Victorious

I Am Mother

Dragon Maid

Angels of Death

Free!

Yuri! On ice

Servamp

Owari no seprah (Don’t think I spelled that right)

Yona of the Dawn (Rewatching it)

Dramatical Murder (Christ, I wonder what the requests would be like)

Amnesia (The anime/otome game)

Warrior Cats (I won’t write for it but I’m up for roleplaying)

Creepypasta (Probably won’t write for it)

introducing the finalists for “Best Tyrus Oneshot”

45 Reasons Why by @you-get-to-exhale-now-cyrus

Accidental Blind Date by @thinkingabouttyrus (CaityCat on AO3)

Friends Don’t Call (in the Middle of the Night) by @buffymysavior & Hcpelesshcney on AO3

Hearts and Hotels by @green-lemonboys  (green_lemonboys on AO3)

Horror movies and unrequited crushes (that aren’t so unrequited) by @heart-eyes-kippen (Shipsandglitter on AO3)

In The Desert by @thinkingabouttyrus (CaithyCat on AO3)

It’s You by @seraph-novak

Just Let the Feeling Grow by mccolfer on AO3

Outed by @cyrusgoodboye (emmagrace13 on AO3)

Renewal of Vows by @thinkingabouttyrus (CaithyCat on AO3)

the sun will come up, the seasons will change by @nineteenohtwo

to the place that we always dreamed by @jonahdisasterbeck (lesbandi on AO3)

Until We Meet Again by @seraph-novak

(When I’m Alone) I’d Rather Be With You by Hcpelesshcney on AO3

with all my bitterness gone (happy, I’ll be) by @tj-hearteyes-kippen (yspir on AO3)

the poll to vote will be up once all the categories are posted!

I. Just. Can't. Breathe. AAAAAAAAAAA

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