Exterior, Hillary Clinton’s doorstep, 3AM
Kamala Harris, looking her version of disheveled and unhinged (which is to say she’s still in the same immaculate suit from her speech earlier in the day but she’s lost her high heels, has exactly five hairs out of place, and there is a discreet smear of Dorito dust on her fingertips): I’m sorry, I just didn’t know where else to go.
Hillary, in a cozy bathrobe, but perfectly made up and coiffed: Honey, I’ve been waiting for you to show up since they called Pennsylvania. (Hands Kamala a margarita and ushers her inside.)
phenomenally failed at rizzing up my friends cousins at her wedding
:(
just feel so fucking stupid all the time
literally nothing worse than when someone hits you up in the DMs and it’s just a man running an entire porn blog 😑 get out of my HOUSE!!! fuck off
i look at beautiful women and their men and just know there’s something inherently wrong and different about me
middle-class american who subsists primarily on factory farmed beef fed slaughtered by semi-slave immigrant workers on sub-minimum wage and which were raised on soy produced in clear-cut areas of the amazon rainforest which until last year belonged to an uncontacted tribe who have all been murdered by the enforcers of the logging company: well what about inuit people who eat whales huh? checkmate vegans
was worrying about the future but then i remembered i can just kill myself whenevr it gets too hard 🙏 life is good