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As Summer aproaches I can feel it. The features of my face will soon disappear. By August I will have become two dimensional.

Number One Declaration of Hatred

I do a silly dance and you look at me like I grew a second head with three ears. You ask me what was it I DONT KNOW! It flees from my mind the second I realise you are one of those people. There was no intention behind it but now i must ask: do you perhaps dispise me?

"it's time to post something funny" whispered my narrator, but little did we know it was my sister.

you never know what the future will bring, as for now my parents are comparing their duolingo leader boards

check for surroundings: there are no surroundings (for you are in some kind of a mysterious void)

stab wound? you mean extra pocket

having no tasty cheese is like experiencing a sensation that resembles being punched in the gut. today i have been punched in the gut several times, consequently as many times as i have opened the refrigerator.

my skin so dry i became water resistant

my mind? ive lost my mind. ive lost everything! the man i love, my best friend. although now apparently hes got a new best friend, whats that about? what else is he hiding? who is the real him? who am i? a direct descendant of gloreth? i never asked for that! now everyone expects me to arrest ballister, and if i dont, im a traitor to you and if i do, im a traitor to him! oooh and on top of that! i chopped off his arm! his. arm! who chops off an arm? becouse i was trained to? arm chopping is not a love language!*

*im fine, director.

yes it does sound like something i'd 100% do but essentially i wouldnt, right? becouse think again.

my job is The Bench (specifically at a nice park only during nice days)

broz its not "being cool" im trying to let out The Sad

there you go, *flag's name* i knew it

yes there is undeniable evidence but what makes you think that? honestly. stop for a minute and look into yourself.

"im highly in need of your assistance" i say to my narrator

at the end of the day the best topic is me. lets talk about me. ill talk about me. im interested in myself.

if I slept enough you wouldn't stand a chance

to people who don't bring sandwiches to school:

what's your deal?

how are you here?

no life no friends no anything just duolingo except no duolingo either

i dont have duolingo, duolingo has me

to all of my followers: hello, sister

if i had a briefcase id pack it up and leave

i deserve a cookie

no matter what

fl studio is cool, like i got a lot of things, i just dont know how to use them :/ but im slowly working my way trough it

there is no plot but lets twist it

my friends and i usually meet up once a week but i didnt have the time last week. sometimes i think that they might not even like me but yesterday one of them gave me the fattest hug i have ever recieved

my friends are not ready for whats coming

>:)

big shoutout to the friend who takes pictures of the picture-taking friend

ok but what if there's a punchline O_o

the darkest hours are just before dawn

im doing great