Forgot My Night Time Garlic Bread In The Oven For The Length Of 2 Mythbusters Wpisodes And When I Opened

Sucks that 'womanizer' is a word used to refer to misogynistic men cause it sounds like what Dr Doofenshmirtz would call estrogen shots

Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

i'd honestly planned to be an unknown presence here until the end of time, but then yesterday i found out that ed sheeran in 'perfect' didn't actually say "darling just kiss me slow, you are a zoo lion" and i couldn't just go on with my life without letting anyone else know

He is his own barbenheimer

Your activism cannot begin and end at donations. Palestine is not a charity cause. You need to be speaking up for us too. Speak for our dignity and tell the world what is happening. Bear witness alongside us and use your voice.

what studying literature feels like

Embrace the cringe.

Write weird fanfic.

Read weird fanfic.

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

March 10th, 1917

if i was 26 and had just woken up from a 70 year suicide-induced coma with no one in the present remembering who i am and instead conflating me with the ever changing image of the role i played in ww2 that now serves as american propaganda and 2 weeks ago i was watching guys get half of their faces blown off and a week after that the love of my life fell off of a moving train with me only being able to watch and then i had to like... deal with a billionaire nepo baby war profiteer calling me an old man and saying there's nothing special about me i would have started killing people. but unfortunately it happened to steve rogers. and he has, like, morals. so