My Kid Keeps Saying Shit Like I Love You Momy We'll Always Be Together And I Just Know I Am Going To

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

So I'll watch your life in pictures

like I used to watch you sleep

hell nah my brain is fried i have nothing socially acceptable to say about this if i see one more they'll have to DRAG me to that asylum 4 good

Sebastian Stan photographed by Norman Jean Roy for Vanity Fair.

hey do you wanna come over and rot together

this is nothing just a doodle of grumpy bucky and alpine, nothing to see here

If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

what is that thing