About Twice A Year My Partner Will Want To Use My Toothbrush And Then Get Disgruntled When I Call Him

i'd honestly planned to be an unknown presence here until the end of time, but then yesterday i found out that ed sheeran in 'perfect' didn't actually say "darling just kiss me slow, you are a zoo lion" and i couldn't just go on with my life without letting anyone else know

I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.

babygirl your sudoku solving skills are out of this world

fictional men who have the “it’s okay to murder people but it’s never okay to disrespect women” energy>>>>>>>>

@avengers: #AvengersDoomsday

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

sam realizing he's stuck in another universe with stevebucky being annoyingly gay for each other again:

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

come on americans, help a girl out