I Hope You Have Sex Dreams About Me Tonight.

from parismatch' instagram - may 19, 2024

such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

People my age: *getting married, having children*

Me: let’s be wild…. let’s… buy 6 books at once.

there's this girl in my class who's like one of those really nice people who are great untill you have to work with them and i can't do it anymore i'm this close i swear this fucking close

no one:

steve rogers and natasha romanoff in every mcu movie:

AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024-?) 1.07 | Death’s Hand in Mine

If I was a girl’s stomach I’d never hurt her