Monday's Like

for that one person who wrote the most heart warming toe curling 10k+ words bucky x reader college au smut free academic rivals to lovers oneshot AND THEN CANCELLED THEIR PROFILE i hope your sleep is forever haunted by this decision.

right person wrong time as the kids would say

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

sam realizing he's stuck in another universe with stevebucky being annoyingly gay for each other again:

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

The thing about writing is that either it is the most peaceful and satisfying activity ever, or you're wandering about your house at 2:30am with your laptop on 3% battery, 25+ tabs open, a cursor blinking away taunting your inaptitude as you try to remember what doorknobs are called. Or you're lying in a pit of darkness not writing at all.

Yelena: oh shit it looks like there’s a ship coming in from another dimension?? omg what do you think we should do????

Bucky:

LITERALLY, i started making all sorts of cakes, and jewellery with beads, and crocheting, and knitting, and style hair like they do at the beach. i've spent my whole life until like 6 months ago doing absolutely nothing, idk what's happening

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn't my oyster, it's my deluxe lego set.