Real Footage Of Me At Any Sleepover Ever

@fluffyskeletons MOOD!! The funniest jokes I have told myself is that I'll do it later, I can finish a 8 page paper in 3 hours....or that I will stop procrastinating and get my life togetherXDD Even now I have crap that is due and a test to study for....Oof...well I'll make it work, I don't know how but I will XD

Laying in bed

Me: you have to wake up at 4:30 am why are you scrolling through tumblr?! You’re gonna be so tired it’s 2 am and you have a spanish exam, World Studies unit test and 4 interviews tomorrow don’t do this plus you have to stay up till 12 am… You’re gonna screw the whole week up!

Me: Eh fuck it that’s what coffee is for?

Me: YOU PULLED 3 ALL NIGHTERS LAST WEEK! AND CRASHED SLEEPING 15 HOURS YOU GOT NOTHING DONE ALL WEEKEND YOU’RE SHITPOSTING RN YOU’RE GONNA REGRET IT!!!

Me: heh well see about that…

It has gotten so bad that my brain doesn't do its job of giving me signs until after 4pm XDD

During the scene I took off my glasses rolled my shoulders back before saying "GOODBYE SUSIE IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU" then proceeding to deliberately hit every single bullet I could. O o f

I was so angry at Susie for attacking Lancer that I purposely moved into his attacks. And then he stopped attacking.

The best boy…

@carlyraejepsans

Papyrus: I would tell you about taxes, but your father files those. He is very good at it, so good the IRS keeps sending us very aggressive mail talking about someone named FBI? I don't think Sans wants to meet them, though, since every time we get something from them, we have to move to a new country and change our name! Only 3, and you already have 5 names WOWIE!

Max: * baby noises*

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

I would buy her many donuts

like if you think she’s beautiful, reblog if you’d buy her a donut

akeke this is a FAT MOOD

A c c u r a t e

@singing-robot not to mention they are polar opposites so they are going to have a good bit of disagreements. Believe it or not real siblings argue and aren't perfect but that doesnt make them terrible. Sure they both could improve but they still love each other none the less! Even with Papyrus trying to get Sans to exercise and Sans helping Papyrus build his battle body, in a way I kind of envy there relationship :3

Today’s Take is on: bad brothers

I don’t think that Sans is entirely a bad brother. Or even a bad person. A bad friend? Maybe. The same goes for Papyrus, even, for the people who argue it. But I think many people compare Papyrus and Sans’ relationship to a relationship between close friends, or they’re building up this huge idealistic thing that hardly any siblings will ever have, and certainly not those two.

Sans speaks a little down about his brother and refers to some of his habits/quirks in a childish manner? That’s just what siblings do, fam. He’s not gonna see his brother as this sweet, adorable figure, because he has to live with him.

Papyrus tells lies around Sans to seem a little dumber? Maybe he’s going to have the upper hand and completely blow Sans’ mind one day. Besides, half of it is for kicks and giggles, a joke system only between brothers. A constant set-up for jokes and lame comments.

Sans promised to “watch over” the human and supposedly lets them kill Papyrus? Listen, man, Papyrus is an adult, and a pretty strong one at that. They both may have underestimated the human, and Sans isn’t the loyal guardian who’s pledged a life-debt to his brother.

Papyrus seems less happy around his brother? Do you have any idea how much of a drag it can be to constantly be near one person who never leaves you alone and is a total pun-ttention hog??? Honestly, he needs a break.

TL;DR: Neither one of them is a bad brother, they’re just siblings who hardly get a break from the other and it shows.

Didn’t know undertale was freaking updated on steam, someone said that some new lines were added 👍 already emotionally prepared XD