I Physically Covered My Mouth Once I Understood The Joke 👏👏👏 I Feel So Bad For Laughing...

Sometimes I think about that time I was talking about how older siblings demonize younger siblings for no reason and someone messaged me like "actually, we have plenty reason. My 4 year old little sister gets all the attention even though she throws tantrums all the time, and my parents even expect me to help out with continuing her existence even though I'm 15. Thats why i fucking hate her" fully believing they were in the right

Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

Hmmm should I answer these???????

Random Questions For Women

Here is a set of random questions for women, conveniently categorized. Have people send you random numbers (there’s 140 of them) or simply answer them yourself. Please reblog.

GENERAL WOMANHOOD: 1. Do you like the color pink? 2. Did you play with Barbie dolls as a child? 3. How easily do you cry? 4. What is the silliest thing you’ve ever cried over? 5. What food do you eat the most of when you’re sad? 6. How moody are you when you are you are on your period? 7. Have you ever thought you were pregnant because your period was late? 8. Have you ever been on the pill? 9. Would you ever want to have children someday? 10. Have you ever given birth? If not, would you ever want to? 11. How good of a cook do you consider yourself? 12. What is your favorite thing to cook? 13. Can you sew? 14. Do you consider yourself a feminist? 15. How do you define “girl power?” 16. Have you ever wished you were born a male? 17. Breastfeeding or formula? 18. What is your opinion of equal pay? 19. Are you pro-life or pro-choice? 20. Have you ever experienced any sexism? If so, please explain. 21. What is one thing about women you think most men don’t know? 22. Complete this phrase: I’m so glad I’m a woman because______. LIFE EXPERIENCES: 23. Have you ever been a Girl Scout? 24. Have you ever been a ballerina? 25. Have you ever been a cheerleader? 26. Were you ever voted as a homecoming or prom queen? 27. Have you ever hosted a sleepover? 28. Do you belong to a sorority? 29. Have you ever kept a diary or a journal? 30. American ladies: did you vote for Hillary Clinton? PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: 31. What is the longest your hair has ever been? 32. Have you ever cut your hair super short? 33. What hairstyle do you wear the most? 34. Have you ever dyed your hair? 35. What is the heaviest you have ever weighed? 36. How muscular are you? 37. Are your ears pierced? 38. Do you have any piercings anywhere besides your ears? 39. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where? 40. How often do you wear lipstick or lipgloss? 41. How often do you paint your nails? 42. Have you ever worn any fake eyelashes or fake nails? 43. How often do you shave/wax your legs? 44. How white are your teeth? 45. What do you think is your best physical feature? 46. What do you think is your worst physical feature? 47. Do you have a “look” (i.e. a mad/annoyed/upset stare)? 48. How good are you at communicating through facial expressions? FASHION STYLE: 49. What is your favorite fashion brand? 50. Do you wear skirts and dresses at all? If so, how often? 51. What is your dress size? 52. Do you wear any high heels or stilettos at all? If so, how often? 53. Have you ever worn high heels casually? 54. How often do you wear a bra? 55. Does it matter if your bra and panties match or not? 56. Which are you more likely to go without: a bra or panties? 57. How much of your underwear is white? 58. Have you ever worn a skirt or a dress without any panties underneath? 59. What is the shortest length of skirts and dresses you are comfortable wearing? 60. How expensive was your prom dress? 61. What clothing item do you own the most of (if shirts, be specific to what kind)? 62. How much jewelry do you typically wear? 63. How much makeup do you typically wear? 64. Do you like eyeshadow? 65. Do you carry a purse? 66. What is your preferred way to carry a purse: In your hand, on your elbow, or on your elbow? 67. How big is your closet? 68. Have you ever looked through your closet an thought “I have nothing to wear”? 69. Have you ever worn the same outfit more than once? 70. One-piece swimsuits or bikinis? 71. Have you ever worn a mismatched bikini? 72. Do you like tube and halter tops 73. Do you like crop tops? 74. Are you comfortable showing off a little cleavage? WEDDING CRAZE: 75. Have you ever been a bridesmaid? 76. Would you ever want to get married? 77. For how long have you thought about your wedding? 78. How much of your wedding do you already have planned out? 79. Indoor or outdoor wedding? 80. Would you want to have a lot of bridesmaids or just a couple? DATING & RELATIONSHIPS: 81. What is your current relationship status? 82. Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic? 83. Are you a virgin? 84. What personality trait are you most attracted to? 85. Have you ever been on a blind date? 86. Has anyone ever tried to set you up on a date? 87. Do you kiss on a first date? 88. How often do guys hit on you? 89. Have you ever kissed another woman? If so, did you like it? 90. Have you ever dated another woman? 91. Is sex before marriage wrong? 92. After how long would you start to consider a relationship to be serious? 93. Would you rather your lover give you chocolate or flowers? ENTERTAINMENT: 94. What celebrity do you most admire? 95. Do you like romantic comedies? Any favorites? 96. Do you have a favorite romantic movie? 97. Who is your favorite Disney princess? 98. What is your favorite Disney song? 99. Do you watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette? 100. Have you ever watched Sex & The City? 101. Have you ever watched any shows such as Project Runway or America’s Next Top Model? 102. Do you read romantic novels? If so, do you have any recommendations? 103. Beyonce or Taylor Swift? 104. Oprah Winfrey or Ellen DeGeneres? A PILE OF RANDOMNESS: 105. Are you named after anyone? 106. How many male friends do you have? 107. Have you ever called your female friends your girlfriends? 108. Have you ever called a non-lover a term such as honey, dear, babe, or darling? 109. Have you ever dotted your I’s with a heart or a smiley face? 110. How many items do you own that are of a floral print design? 111. Name five things you always have in your purse. 112. Have you ever lost anything inside your purse? 113. Have you ever carried a spare pair of underwear with you in your purse? 114. What is the most amount of money you’ve ever spent in one single shopping trip? 115. Do you consider shopping a sport? 116. Have you ever used your cleavage or a bra as a purse? 117. Coffee or tea? 118. Can you do the splits? 119. Do you do any yoga? 120. Have you ever been told that to have cute handwriting? 121. How well can you write in cursive? 122. Have you ever successfully been on a diet? 123. Do you or have you ever belonged to a book club? 124. Have you ever talked yourself out of a driving ticket by using your looks? 125. Have you ever drank a non-alcoholic beverage out of a wine glass? 126. Showers or baths? 127. Have you ever tried using a toilet while standing up? 128. Have you ever been considered the mother of your group of friends? 129. Do you own any sex toys? RATINGS: 130. From 1-10, how feminine do you consider yourself? 131. From 1-10, how much are you like your mother? 132. From 1-10, how much do you look like your mother? 133. From 1-10, how much are you like your father? 134. From 1-10, how polite are you? 135. From 1-10, how cute do you consider your laugh? 136. From 1-10, how strict are you about manners? 137. From 1-10, how much of a neat freak are you? 138. From 1-10, how much of a hopeless romantic are you? 139. From 1- 10, how healthy do you eat? 140. From 1-10, how much do you like decorating for holidays?

@creatorofcastell This invokes emotions that I believed to be foreign in my soul. Emotions that I only found to be present in minute pieces when I am hunched over a jar of apple sauce drinking it like some deranged gremlin. Wow I.. I just thank you...

The power that my two hands hold. The power to move mountains. Part hills, you have reminded me of such power thi hands hol-

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...I was going to write more but the video ended and my emotions have been voided

Well...though my heart may be cold I still have a warm spot for you

Take care of yourself, cuz someone really cares about you.

Sad Song - Sans and Frisk (meme)

skeleton brothers combo attack

It took me a while to realize it, but Sans and Papyrus have differently shaped bones. (Not to mention the artistic stuff Papyrus gets up to in his ‘absolutely normal attack’.) Fittingly, Sans’ are wider and rounder, while Papyrus’ are thinner and more angular. 

When I realized this, I immediately checked videos of the Lost Souls segment and confirmed: Papyrus is the only one of them to attack. Sans stands passively, apathetically aside.

But before the final fight begins, when everyone’s trapped in vines and fending off Flowey’s attacks, the bone flung up isn’t Papyrus’. It isn’t Sans’. It isn’t shaped like EITHER ONE’S attacks.

It’s lopsided and looks like a combination of their bones. The left’s a little lump but has a thinness like Papyrus’, the right’s more rounded like Sans’, with the angles of the epiphyses switched around. It looks like they worked in sync, flinging up a bone at the same time, in the same place. A combined bone attack.

It’s not just that it’s one of Papyrus’ attacks, mishapen from being flung in a rush to save the human; there’s nothing off about Undyne’s spear, Alphys’ electricity, or Toriel’s or Asgore’s fire. 

So this is a continuation of what others have already pointed out: Papyrus and Sans share a lot of attack patterns and habits. Well enough that their attacks can work in the same space, functioning as one; at least when they’re acting to save a friend from a specific directional danger. Even though it’s lopsided and not quite symmetrical, the bone works well enough.

I want to consider this evidence toward the theory that the skeleton brothers are secretly the separated halves of a scientist named G*****… but it’s not conclusive enough alone. Any thoughts?

Happy birthday Undertale❤❤

You have stuck with me through thick and thin and I truly don't think I would be here without you. Toby fox you beautiful smol bean are one one of the best things to come into my life, you are the perfect mix of sweet and spicy and I appreciate it.

I drew a picture for this great event but guess what???

I hate it. ^-^ so you know what that means...

it doesn't mean anything

im just not going to post it at the moment and hopefully ever :D

Alright I'm going to go cry myself to sleep over this drawing I just wasted 3 hours on (and i have already tried fixing it as best as I can and I didn't get AnY wHeRE). ^-^

Night!

Oof

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

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((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

WATCH YOUR BACK AND YOUR FRONT

Only members of the LANCER FAN CLUB can reblog this post.

TSA hasnt destroyed my suitcase TOOOOOOO bad but I have witnessed it and let me say...

it's a sad day for everyone

true BONERS will reblog 👊👊👊