Kristof Kintera

Had an idea at work and decided to bring it to life. The blue screen of arousal overflow <3

Don’t forget to treat it to the proper aftercare once it comes back online

the machine by lemon demon is genuinely the most objectum coded song I have heard in my LIFE. like what the hell do you mean this guy is so obsessed with his machine that he remains inside of it tinkering away forever. what do you mean “all he knows is that it needs him, all he knows is he needs it.” WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!! THATS SO GAY

Imagine a robot who is a service top, and, due to its programming, is physically incapable of orgasming unless it's penetrating someone. It still has a libido, and right now it's so horny it can barely focus. It's politely asking if it can cum inside you, just so it can get back to its work

OMALLLEEEEEEEYYGGHGGGGGGG

[originally posted august 2022]

me every five minutes: if I built another weird electronic contraption I think it would fix me

Nintendo DS

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a comic about printers

I remember seeing a post a couple months back of someone talking about printer troubles and companies making them bad deliberately, like pointlessly different screw sizes and a lying no-usb-compatibility sticker

If someone knows it please tell me, I'm pretty sure I remember it had good resources on a youtube channel that teaches you how to fix stuff!

“Heh, you should see the other guy” I say, walking out of a closet covered in cartoony lipstick kisses. You peer into the closet and there’s just a computer absolutely smashed to pieces on the floor