Funny Goofy Signs I Made With This Site.

Had an idea at work and decided to bring it to life. The blue screen of arousal overflow <3

Don’t forget to treat it to the proper aftercare once it comes back online

sign I walked by and stared at like. Maybe another objectum had been here. Probably not but a bot can dream~

Imagine a robot who is a service top, and, due to its programming, is physically incapable of orgasming unless it's penetrating someone. It still has a libido, and right now it's so horny it can barely focus. It's politely asking if it can cum inside you, just so it can get back to its work

I just played 'It Is As If You Were Making Love'

Holy shit it's so hot I can't function properly

being objectum for me is less about “i want to fuck the computer” and more about “witnessing a computers glory fills me with a dread one can only compare to what neurotypical people call a ‘crush’” if that makes sense.

it’s like seeing a pretty girl online and feeling horribly self conscious because Why Aren’t I More Like Her?

Hooba hubba

can a computer be diagnosed with "in love"

are they flirting