Latest Posts by newbiewithscissors - Page 2

> [You need this job.]

> (I... I need this job.)

> [...]

> [Ɐ bμouԍ ʁᴉuმƨ. Ɐ ɼᴉმμϝ ɻɼᴉcĸԍʁƨ. Ɐ cowbnϝԍʁ obԍuƨ. Ɐ ƨϝoʁλ ԍuqƨ—

> [—A monitor blinks on.]

> "Hello? Is anyone there- oh thank god. I've been trying to reach someone for a while now..."

> "Totally unnecessary when I'm here. Do you really hate me that much, newbie? Well guess what, you're alone on that boat! I'll have you know that-"

> "... Ignore him. Can you help me in any way? I'm kind of stuck in a weird elevator right now."

> "I... don't know who or what you are, but all I know is a feeling that you can help me. So please, uh, do that?"

//Read below cut for newcomers :) Last updated: May 10, 2025

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> [Narration.]

> (Thoughts.)

> "Dialogue."

> Coworker's the same, but with smaller text.

//Out-Of-Character

Rules ÷ About [ | ]

elehitch protag ask blog. and uh maybe something else?

Blog contains canon-typical violence.

This blog may be headcanon heavy at times. The mun will try to be as canon as possible otherwise.

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01 - Please avoid sexual topics! Jokes are fine. (eg. straight up ERP is forbidden. stuff like 'lol i'd hit' is fine, discussions of SA are iffy but I'd prefer if you don't bring that up often)

02 - The mun will answer every ask sent, however they reserve the right to delete an ask for whatever reasons there may be. (I'll try to avoid deleting asks.)

03 - M!As, dupes (one could say, doppelgangers :3), OCs, and fandom crossovers are always welcome :3

04 -Shipping is fine, but please be informed that I wont take it seriously. (NEITHER IS THIS THE PLACE FOR DISCOURSE.)

05 - Violence of any kind is NOT off the table, and even encouraged! Expect the gore to be unrealistic and over-the-top like in canon :3

06 - Generally just don't be a jerk :þ

07 - Please don't DM me just to remind me to answer an ask or to continue a reblog chain! I am well aware, just please be patient. I have a life. I'd rather not roleplay in DMs either.

General information to be updated!

Pretty much just an ask blog of canon elehitch with a pinch of meta tomfoolery sprinkled in. What exists between lines of text and code but nothing?

awawawa ooc intr

hello am aff0_ also known as nobody! find me over at @nonexistent-tales i love geometry dash i lvo enamelels deity wrath igf the gods

as you can see, this is currently a work-in-progress! Feel free to send asks regardless. It'd help me get started n find my flow here :]

other ask bogs:

@ask-guidinglight - Guiding Light from Roblox Doors 👁, my most active and beloved one :)

@ask-congregation - gregregation segregation (congregation coagulation). Least active but still :3

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all graphics used are by @/saradika and @/saradika-graphics, and all sprites used come from the game files!

its me :D

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

reblog to heal the person you reblogged this from

It fooled me too

Two posts in one day cause idk ANYWAYS I wanted to draw Leo in one of my irl fits because I’ve been dying to draw him in leg warmers for some reason (he’s so cool I love my boy he’s so handsome and radical and awesome GAHH)

i am fucking miserable and would like to curl up and die in a ditch please and thank you

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

@gayonepiecefan, you now have to befriend @daylilifiedsundrewdrops.

this isn't a option btw <3

best thing I've seen all day

I LOVE WHEN MUSIC KN HEADPHONES GOES LIKE

Left

Right

Left

Right

>|you look at the break room,the usually empty break room that usually has no traction, has gained an employee who looks..tired to say the least.|

>|looks new.|

(OOC: HELLO! AND WELCOME TO MY AU OF WHEN COWORKER FIRST GOT HIS JOB AT THE COMPANY!IVE BEEN BREWING THIS FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS,DO AS YOU PLEASE)

Vent rat offering

*Takes* Yayyyyyy

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Hello

heya

@no-reference-georg @adhd3m0n91 @kirbythesixth

My notes goal

TW: MENTAL HEALTH, SH MENTION

1 note - Haii you're the first person :3

10 notes - I'll try to keep my room clean.

20 notes - I'll finish my website with tips to staying clean.

50 notes - I'll ask my mum for trans tape. (I can't bind)

75 notes - I'll clean out my entire bedroom.

100 notes - I'll make an effort to stay clean.

125 notes - I'll learn how to braid hair for my friends (It's hard, ok?)

200 notes - I'll take better care of myself.

1000 notes - I'll open up about my mental health to my mum

100000 notes - I'll completely come out to everyone irl.

5 notes per person per day please :3

Making the last one impossible on purpose mwhehehehe

gughh I don't feel so goo- *explodes YET AGAIN*

OH NO- ARE YOU OK

yes, cold front

Married in Red.

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

LISTEN UP‼️‼️

Credit to: user

you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

⚝ im so sad. phone went boom cause car ran it over. that means no digital draw. ⚝

⚝ > much more advance verison: Some bitch ran over my phone when it dropped out of my pocket just to be a ass and now its so broken to the point I can't even log in. And that also means I cannot do any digital drawing or animations which fucks up everything. Now I have to learn how to draw on my tablet or computer and learn to animate on them because of the incident. Thankfully my dad is getting it fixed soon. ⚝

☾ Otay, I didn't like not talking braindead :(. that did not feel nice. ☽

Oof that sucks :( I'm glad your dad is getting it fixed!

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

((OOC: if you were given the ability to make Niko n Stryker stickers what would you make))

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

// Elevator Hitch inspired template! (it's basic as fuck I'm sorry). Feel free to use it to your hearts content! Be it muses from other sig blogs or ocs! Just a little fun thing to do in my spare time! :)

Elevator Hitch is by racheldrawsthis and ekixart (STUDIO INVESTIGRAVE)!! Feel free to check out their works on itch.io!!

I LOVE MY PROTAG REDESIGN AHHHH AHEVSUDVEHSHSHBRSJBSHEAJBSJWSJBDJSSJJAAJBEJENAJANNWWMNEJDJANENRNSJWJR SJ (I have not slept all night thanks to my sister.)

I love the lenses!! I know what it's like to have siblings that keep you up (also at this point I'm getting more asks than my rp accounts lol)

(FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

Hiiiii!!! ^^

>[Paisley waves at you.]

Oh- Uh- Hello there! :D [They pat the kid's head.]