Latest Posts by newbiewithscissors - Page 4

This scares me

JACKPOT CRASH COURSE Release in SUMMER 2025

(+ Additional doodle dump)

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

> [Mod Event!]

> [For all of April fools day, Employee will be completely un-traumatized! This event is non-canon and will not affect normal Employee at all]

> [For clarification’s sake, I’ve changed the color of Fool’s Day Employee’s text to a lighter red]

This twins twin is @premain-antagonist

This twin is moderated by @no-reference-georg

Rules ☤

—Absolutely no nsfw, if you have to ask, it’s too much

—Anon magic is allowed

—Crossovers are encouraged

This blog contains depictions of child abuse, child neglect, and religious trauma

Tags:

#♌︎Metacarpal chat♌︎ <(An interaction between the twins)

#♌︎Neophyte♌︎ <(Asks)

#♌︎Diagram♌︎ <(An ask or rp that includes specially drawn art)

#♌︎Misdiagnosis♌︎ <(Non-canon, used for ooc posts as well as posts outside of the running canon)

#♌︎Trial♌︎ <(Ongoing rp)

#♌︎Postoperative♌︎ <(Finished rp)

WHAT HAPPENED

GUYS NO

GUYS ITS HAPPENING

I WAS TOLD AOUT THIS CURSE, I WAS WARNED- I WAS WARNED!

NO- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you can only reblog this today

H E L L O

H I T H E R E

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

bonjour

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

Please spare meeeee :(

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

im now excited more than concerned

I’M GOING TO MAUL HIM

I’M GOING TO MAUL HIM

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

I loved reading your fic, I'm also a huge fan of it :D

CW: Barbie doll nudity

(non explicit/nothing shown)

ART I MADE FOR "Sinner" AKA CURSEDSTARS ELIHITCH NOTAG FIC ON AO3!!!!!! :D it was very lovely!!! I recommend!!!!

THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO HEHEHE paper on a painted canvas is like, my signature traditional art thing at this point i lvoe it sm :D

[pls click for better quality]

[Multi media: acrylic on canvas and pencil & colored pencil on multimedia paper]

when i couldn't decide if i wanted to sign it or not but then i remember i have the ULTIMATE sign hehe

Hello there- Uh- Can't do intros. The only thing I'll say is I currently have no gender (they/them) and have two rp accounts. @jackiethemedic @protagonistau

Every time this post gets a note I'll drink some water

everyone wish my dog a happy bday

she's 2 today

forgot to make a post earlier lol

she got 2 new gifts

which shes obsessed with lol

and lots of treats ofc

ever since i told you that i don't care for iced coffee i have had an inexplicable craving for iced coffee this had litterally never occoured to me before what curse have you bestowed apon me

No fucking way I’ve been having a mild craving for a good iced coffee since then as well

IM HERE IM HERE-

Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side

Can't screenshot due to being on pc but I got "Autumn falls asleep inhumanly slowly" which is sorta true- @no-reference-georg @adhd3m0n91 @kirbythesixth here you go

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

>[“Shit, the floors creak wherever I go- I need to make this quick.”]

—————————————————————————

>[Don’t let them hear you.]

>[Bright light keeps the monsters away.]

>[A box hidden under the bed.]

>[There’s an old drawing inside it.]

—————————————————————————

>[There’s a pair of shoes hidden under the bed.]

>[There’s something connected to the shoes.]

>[It’s a child. They look frightened.]

[ASKS ARE OPEN]

How are people bad at lip sync like you can speak can’t you???

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

((OOC: if you haven't or can't read the most recent rp here's a summary:

@protagonists-catastrophe))

new gender unlocked

I was sitting on a trash can. On top of it. Like a gargoyle. And my mom said "New gender unlocked: gargoyle"

I meant Employee, silly!

What did you think I was talking about? Surely a crayon isn't something to express so much guilt about.

Unless you're thinking of something far, far worse. Something from which you could never clean the stains on your skin off.

Marks that will never be cleansed from you, signaling to all that you're nothing but a filthy sinner. Evil and impure..

>"I-I know, I know..!" [You cover your ears like a coward, not wanting to hear them]

[You know they're right, and it hurts. You wanna be pure, you truly want to.. But you know sinners don't get second chances.]

Try to massage the area

i need someone to crunch my shoulder blades into a fine powder

rb 2 give this 2 all ur moots:

YEASSSS

you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died