What if we held hands by the water bottle 😳😳 and we were both rats 😳😳
ok i hope this works and i don't fuck it up, thanks for the tag @revoleotion
3 Ships I (currently) like:
Obikin. They cause me a lot of pain but I haven't stopped thinking about them. Even better if it includes Padmé.
is it boring to say OCs? Eh, FenRaven, leaving them out feels wrong. Recent dnd sessions have been. great. not devestating at all. I need them to be happy.
let's say Cullen/Dorian. They're always on my mind, especially the way you write them @revoleotion. They deserve to have their sweet gay cottage life. I have to continue the Lästerstunde text to write them being gay actually.
First Ship Ever:
that's a really good question. I liked the couples of my favourite books when i was younger, so...those? Specifically Lola and Alex from the Lola series? But I can't remember the first ship I was really obsessed with
Last Song You Heard:
Stella by Cereus Bright apparently? Since I got my new phone I haven't downloaded any of my playlists again except my liked songs and have rediscovered some good songs because I don't typically listen to this playlist a lot
Favorite Child Book:
I have more than one and I can't decide at all so here I go (I checked and I don't think there are english translations of some of these so these are the german titles.)
The Lola series, specifically the third, sixth and seventh. Seventh was probably my overall favourite, I read that so many times. I should read all of them again tbh
Liliane Susewind. I was obsessed with these. My favourites are the penguin one and the one where they get snowed in, I loved those. The horse one had such gay energy so it also has a special place in my heart.
Magic tree house! also the penguin one for this.
Die Zeitdetektive. I liked the second one the most
Currently Reading:
nothing, but i want to read "This is how you lose the time war" soon
Currently Watching:
weirdly nothing really? Just started Downtown abbey with @revoleotion but it's not really in my mind as 'currently watching' yet
Currently Consuming:
nothing, but it took me embarassingly long to make fried potatoes for lunch today and it wasn't even enough so I had to eat some applesauce too and I'm still hungry
Currently Craving:
anything! Food! And I don't even have any snacks.
actually your chai latte @revoleotion
I know one (1) person on this platform and that is the person that tagged me, so i don't have anyone to tag sorry
the real tragedy of star wars is people will ship obi wan with whoever he shares screentime with , literally anyone, except for dexter jester. his love his life his literal 50s diner operating bff who somehow knew about a secret planet . that was romance and it’s just so fucked how obi/dex shippers are sidelined. obi/dex shippers are taught to be small, to shrink themselves,, well not anymore. i’ve decided to start a movement,
“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.
which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”
I present to you a drama, comedy, horror. This story killed me three times.
10 raven?
10) How does [Milena's] OC handle their mental health? Do they take care of themselves?
Raven is the most mentally healthy and stable person in the gang, somehow?? They have a very healthy attitude when it comes to accepting loss and change, and while they do feel things of course, they are optimistic and trusting at heart and will always do their best to move on. That's why they do clash with Solas a lot in the polycule AU (who is such a melancholic dramatic pessimist who can't get over his regrets lmao)
That Cullen letter has had me spiraling for days because what do you mean you’re coming to Tevinter. Could you imagine Cullen in Tevinter? It’s like taking a Medieval English peasant to Times Square. Someone please come get peepaw he’s hypnotized by neon signs
finished my second bg3 run and was wondering if withers just goes back to sleep again after he verbally smites the dead three
best thing you can do with a repressed character is hit them with various hammers and sharp objects until they crack open to reveal beautiful sparkling homosexuality inside. geode guy
Wyll romance as The Dark Urge is so funny cuz he’s trying his hardest to live his fairytale fantasy, meanwhile Durge is out there saying the most unhinged things and barely preventing themselves from going on a killing spree
MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong
WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink
Okay i k ow I’ve been asking you a lot of obidala asks but it’s because i like your perspective…aside from 2 bottoms scenario if obidala did fuck what would it be like.
Anakin dies and it’s weird grief proxy sex that’s incredibly milquetoast and if they weren’t so upset about their husband/brotherboyfbestfriend dying they’d both be disappointed.
obi-wan strikes me as the kind of guy who might want to do it more than once in the throes of grief just to prolong the ~connection to anakin~ or whatever but i think Padmé has too much self respect to do it again LFMAO. So tells him no and then they both never talk about it again and things are forever weird between them
This is cinema actually
you ever see a picture of two guys and the only thing you can think is oh definitely one drunken handjob in 2006