должна признаться, я ненавижу ебучих архитекторов, которые

Заебали

i’ve been told by various european friends that the most american sentence i’ve ever said is “sophomore year of college, some friends and i road-tripped thirteen hours to florida for spring break.”

and now i can confidently say this is the most guy-who-lives-in-paris sentence i’ve ever said: “today i was cycling to meet a friend at buttes-chaumont and i went over some cobblestones and my baguette got launched out of the bike basket into the middle of the roundabout”

Me: why am I going to the toilet so fck much

Also me: okay now im going to make twenty second cup of tea for this afternoon

found tsh roleplayers on twitter from 2014 on a random night. i felt like discovering a treasure chest...

this is my favorite one so far. i still think about this tweet every day.

It's always "oh poor Naruto! He had to agonise for three years over Sasuke, chasing after him and missing him!" and never "oh poor Sasuke! He had to abandon all his dreams of revolution and need for justice for his clan because all he wanted was love & the only person who could give him that wants him to not talk about the injustices he lived through, so he stopped".

There's something so deeply tragic about Sasuke in the Boruto movie, nowhere near Konoha, holding onto Naruto's old jacket and arguing for the soul of a Shinobi staying the same like in some hope that maybe Naruto is still the boy who saw him ar his worst, half-blind, after having the entire world against him and said "I understand ".

henry writing in his journal in rome

If I see one more person talk about how they don’t get why people defend Bunny, and then turn around and talk sweetly about HENRY MARCHBANKS WINTER THE TWO TIME MURDERER (ONLY COUNTING HUMANS, BY THE WAY) I might just go mad

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.