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Pleeeeaaaassseeee

I feel so fucking lonely

Can the FBI agent who’s spying on me please find me a date?

This killed me... They deserve so much ❤️😭❤️

[insp.]

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

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Numb chocolate

I actually quite like it 😂😅

Hey I found your blog and wanted to request a matchup it it's alright 🥺 I'm a Gay TransMale, very open with my sexuality and gender. I don't mind answering questions for people who don't know, I'm a bit shy in correcting people on my prouns and/or deadname but that's mostly because I'm anxious.. I'm 160 cm tall (small boy) eyes and hair is brown, short of course (dysphoria). I love drawing, writing, reading and watching shows or movies. Just a huge nerd in general 1/2

Lexi's notes: hello friend! it's always okay to send me something so thanks for the request and I hope you like it!

I match you with hinata!

- he would love that you are comfortable with your sexuality, it's important to feel comfortable and happy in your own skin and if anyone gives you the wrong pronouns or uses your deadname he would be able to step in and correct them whenever you get too anxious

- show him your drawings!! this baby would love seeing them and your writings! like he would find it cool you're so creative like that and would definitely like you know

- you being affectionate in private would be perfectly cause I feel like he would be way more comfortable with giving you all the love he has alone with you but if you don't have an issue with hand holding in public he loves doing that also

- he loves your loyalty and your drive to accomplish what you set your heart on much like him so it would push him to be that way even more

- and your honesty (it's important to him in any type of relationship he has) as someone as honest as he is, he would feel comfortable hearing you say things the way they are without sugarcoating them ya know

- your dates would be definitely chill fun dates, you two would go out to places you are comfortable with like the arcade or the beach! but just staying at home and watching movies isn't out of the question either

- overall, this little sunshine would genuinely love you for who you are despite any differences you could have! he thinks you're amazing and wouldn't hesitate letting you know that

Other characters I match you with:

- Yaku Morisuke

- Yamaguchi Tadashi

- Futakuchi Kenji

DATV has barely been out a week and people are already arguing over if it's better/worse than BG3 but I'm just out here saying 'yay two cakes' because now I have TWO graveyard dates to go on, TWO gentleman professors of magic to romance, TWO elven hunks who love animals to tenderly gaze into the eyes of. I can pet the owlbear cub AND I can pet Assan. I'm sandwiched between Taash and Karlach's abs as I speak.

Me 24/7 😅😂

Mood Aomine Daiki

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That's so much Angst in one peace but it's sooo fucking beautiful

Spoilers for Season 2 under cut:

The Reaper's Lair lives in my mind rent-free. Just think of all the implications – knowing that, at any moment, you can see how long you have left to live... Noticing how much faster your candle seems to burn than the other seven around yours...

Sounds like a good recipe for angst to me.

They are soooo cute and I love it ❤️🖤