Listen buddy... you're weird, I'm weird, they're weird. So everyone wins š...
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(... Who are you-)
That's a good question ()!
I'm a teen girl who doesn't know what I'm doing with my life!
(Got that right!)
Hahaha! Oh you!
Which is why I'm making this... What I really crave... is laughter.
(Laughter is the best medicine!)
Darn right it is! Anyone who disagrees-
Ahahhaha- Cory-
I recently have a fav character off The game Overwatch named Junkrat- Who I think is a really funny dude.
(To you.)
Thats why I said "I", Smart one.
(Who you calling "Smart one"?)
It's Achaully a complete if you look at if from not my perspective.
(Oooooh, You need to shut up!)
Woah there, U mad?
(... I got something for you- Hold on!)
So yeah, I just made this to see if... someone would find this funny and I got nothing better to do so... there you have it
(*Sharpening Knife.* Sup Nightmare.)
Yo it was just a joke.
(Oh I know, This a Joke too Hehehe!)
(), () put the Knife down. () why are you coming closer? Stop! Hold up! Wait- AAAAAH-
Mother Nightmare by NightmareSGF https://api.jam-community.com/song/detail/6ff9cdf3-9031-11e9-99f7-064f3e9f608e
....... Hu!?
....................................................................................................................................................... I got me a follower!
Are you depressed?
You: Yeah
Do you want to hurt yourself?
You: Mhm
Do you think no one loves you?
You:.... Pretty much.
Then you should have a positive chat!
You: What's a positive chat!?
R-Really... Y-You don't know what a positive chat is?
You: Girl! It's a freaking ad- KEEP READING THE SCRIPT!!!
Positive chat is when you chat with me and get friendly positive tips on life!
You: Gee, That sounds nice!
Yep and guess what! IT'S FREE!!! We'll talk about your feelings, how to overcome bullies and... stuff... AND!!! We can even have a positive friendly conversation about you and the things you love!
You: *Gasp.* I'm gonna have a positive chat right now!
That's the spirit!
Call 1800-1111-Positivity
That's 1800-1111-Positivity
Get the chat that you deserve!
(That's not a real number- Text me something on here and I might get it on time and might not cause this thing doesn't notify me when I get a text soo- Also no negative comments about my home made ad on an website- Bye!!!)
Life...
I mean like.... How can you make fun of me and mock me (In a mean way) Because I like "Hamilton"!? Do you know how many ppl like Hamilton!?... let me tell ya... A lot! Idk what went trough your mind to make fun of me cause I like a good musical! Like...
You know what! ... Imma play one of my favorite Hamilton songs right now!
It's called "Washington on your side"
Enjoy!
I thought I had one!
So I'm dead and need to find a soul to possess to have a life, even though my heart is still beating and I am very much alive? Come on now, I thought you were smart....
Oooh Your saying that my life is boring and sad, Oh wow........ Wait how do you know I have a sad, boring life? Are you stalking me!? YOU must not have a life if your stalking ppl just to come up with a good roast!
Ok to be honest I thought I was the last IT fan but it turns out... Ppls are just waiting for the second chapter...
IT: Part two coming in 2019 Sept 6.
... HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!
Dawnna was playing with her dolls.
āDawnna! Dawn Dawn! *Makes click sounds* Over here!ā Babadook was trying to get her attention by calling her name, making weird sounds, and waving at her.
āDawn Dawn! Look at- Dawnna- Over here sweetie- Da- Ugggh!!! She won't look at me!!!ā Babadook said in anger.
āDawnna! Sweetie over here!ā Pennywise called.
Dawnna looked at Pennywise and walked to him.
āWha?ā
She got in Pennywise lap and snuggled.
āHow?ā
Pennywise shrugged.
Babadook crawled to them.
āDaaaaawnnaaaa⦠Lookie! Look at me!ā
Dawnna looked at Babadook like he was crazy.
Babadook looked confused.
āHoney⦠I think our baby is broken.ā
āNo she just doesn't like you.ā
āOh⦠Can we have another one-ā
āNo!!! Absolutely Not!!!ā
"Awh, ā¹"
Ok so I guess this guy is a child
And this guy
He met the creator of Fnaf himself.
And this dude
It goes on.
First off: I'm too young to even think about having a bf.
Second off: That's why people pray and work to get a bf.
Third off: How do you even know if I even want a Bf in the first place?
I'm not you. I have my ways and differences. Sooooo
Kids love to say hi to me!
Kid:
Me:
People say that Pennywise is getting to old and I should let it go.
Me:
People say that they'll die if they were me.
HAAAAAAAA, you would be giving up so much good stuff. And plus, it's showing that your a failure. Not willing to fight through troubles.
People say that I'm ugly
Good to know! š
People say that I'm boring and weird
Oh well. You can't change dat. So deal with it.
Iām a book writer!
I write books for fun,
I Synthesize
And I donāt stop till I know Iām done!
On mystical books,
I research mythical creatures,
On Horror books I like to describe the antagonist
And their horrible features!
āMy circus is for everyone!
Big and small!
Come watch my attractions,
Come one, Come all!ā
A cite from one of my book!
Night Of The Circus!
Itās gonna be a real fright,
And I did it on purpose!
I canāt spell
But let me elaborate on this!
I will still be successful!
Cause itās on my goals list!
You may think that I canāt
Or say that Iām nothing
But donāt feel hurt
When you see my nothing turned into something.
Me: *Trying to find somewhere to sit on the bus.*
8th Grader: Oh my god! Can you just sit somewhere!?
My mind: Where!? Do you see any open seats!? NO! And I canāt sit in the back because you and the other 8th graders are gonna make a big deal out of IT!
Teacher: Iām gonna pick partners! Julica with Nevaeh!
Julica: Can you pick a new partner for me please!?
My mind: I dislike you too, but this can be so much easier if you stop being such a big baby!!!
Me: *Throws trash away. Walks back to seat.*
Girl: *Puts up her foot on her friend.*
Me: Bruh.
Girl: Go around, or step over my leg.
Girl 2: Exactly!
My mind: Why would you put up your foot in the first place if you know people have to walk back and forth from their seats!?
Me: *Sits down.*
Boy: Ugh! Iām sitting with her!
Girl: Well instead of being a jerk about it how about you just sit you dumb a-
Now that! That right there, rarely happens! I rarely have someone stand up for me against a spoiled kid.
I despise... spoiled kids who thinks that everything goes their way! It drives me freaking crazy! Like⦠Why? Spoiled kids Think they're cute, that their the most worthy kids on the planet, that they have a good reputation with all theā¦
Cool kidsā¦ā¦ā¦. Let me tell y'all something!
There is no such thing as a cool kid!!! If there were!
PRAISE THE LORD!!! JESUS HAS COME BACK TO EITHER AS A CHILD!!! (Even though he already came back but⦠what eves.)
Now I know some of y'all is like.
You: But not all spoiled kids are bad-
NAH!!! Where I'm from, ALL DEM NIGGAS IS BAD!!!
Now don't get me wrong. If you were me⦠you'd see where I'm coming from.
Anyway. I⦠I remember back in elementary I tried to be a ācool kidā Until I started looking back and seeing that, that wasn't my place. I love me now! I love my body, I love my personality! I just love me!
I also hate spoiled kids who think they can tell you who you can be. Like! For instance, First day of 7th grade, Last period, Math! My teacher ask us what we would want to be when we grow up. I for some reason love this question, I love telling peeps my ideas and stuff. Also I had just noticed that my enemy was in this class! We'll just call her⦠Heather. You know that play, āThe Heathersā? She reminds me of the queen of The Heathers. Just like veronica said-
āShe's a mythic B****.ā
Anyway. So the teacher calls on me and I say-
Me: I would like to be a book writer and Director.
Two girls: *Giggles.*
Guess who's laughing?
Heather and some other girl. The other girl I became friends with buuut⦠Now I just don't trust her cause one day I heard her and another friend of mine talking about me. I heard my name and they kept looking back and forth at me. And normally when people that to me⦠It's not really for a good reason.
Anyway!!! The teacher said something to them and I don't really remember what she said but it had something to do with-
Teacher: You laughing now but once you see her all famous and stuff you gonna be sorry you ever did laugh.
Heather: We weren't laughing at her.(She said that in her evil sassy tone: Meaning she was laughing at me)
That's how I think it went.
You see where I'm going with this?
Spoiled kids⦠Think that anything they say goes.
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Someone #1: *Talking to someone else.*
Me: *Sits next to them ācause there is no room on the bus to sit anywhere else.*
Someone #2: Oh my gosh! I canāt move!
Someone #1: Aye girl! You too fat, move!
Me: ā¦
My mind: ā¦. What-
Fat!.... I know for a ffffffffact that I am not fffffffffat! You know how I know? If you compared me to a fat kid (No offence if you are one.) I look nothing like them! Plus! I asked my friends if I was fat and they looked at me like I was crazy and said
My friend: No⦠Who told you that?
Iām not skinny either though but Iām not fat. So when people call me fat, in my mind Iām like⦠āBrooooo! To be honest I am small for my age, there are twelve year olds bigger than me! So please lie to someone else!ā But I never say it cause I donāt want any drama.
I donāt have anything against fat people, itās just that I donāt want to be fat. Imagine you thinking you fit and that youāll never be fat. And then you sit beside someone and they call you fat. Depends on who they are is if the arrow even hits your heart. Ok there, there, there are three types of armors for your heart.
Iron armor
Cooper armor
And leather armor
ā¦. And th- there is a heart with no armor.
Dang.
I⦠have a⦠cooper heart. Meaning your words have effect on me but⦠not that much. You know what! It doesnāt even affect me! It just leaves me in a questionable pit. If you have an Iron heart then you a beats man! But if you have a heart with no armorā¦
Get some help- I mean! You should try to get some armor.
So when those kids shot that arrowā¦.. It- it put a small dent in my armor- Just a little⦠opening in my armor to my heart. And when there is a small crack in my armor my mindā¦. My mind questions.
My mind: Why did they say that if Iām not fat? Why is there a hole in the armor? What gave them the right to shoot at MEEEEE!!!????
And when my mind is done questioning it saids-
My mind: You know what! They are stupid, lets move along, donāt say anything, cause it might start something and we donāt need it!
And the crack in my armor fills in.
You see where Iām going with this?
The smaller the crack in my armor the easier my mind lets go of it.
Now if my bff said that in not a friendly manner⦠then that arrow would have went straight throw my armor.
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