I'm Still Working On A New Avatar Painting… In The Meantime, Here's Another One From Not Long Ago!

y’all think belle ever comes home from the village to adam doing shit like this

he still has Beast Posture™️ and has to consciously walk up stairs on two legs instead of all fours

(art by me)

James T Kirk did not say “leave your bigotry in your quarters, there’s no room for it on the bridge.” in 1966 for any bigots to love Star Trek. Get out of the fandom you’re not welcome here.

okay here’s a new and improved updated version where i don’t forget tumblr’s favorite holiday

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

dennis neglected hamster whitaker…

Ali Hazelwood books summarised in one tweet:

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language